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are these books and authours for REAL!!

Post by sewer rat » 10 Apr 2016, 00:03

Chinese Farming by Woo Flung Dung
Stuck In A Lift with Boris Johnson by Helen Earth
The German Flasher by Helmut Schoen
Semen On The Pillow by Mr. Completely
Bad Diet Tips by Etta Pavlova
I Heart Immodium by Di Rea
Line Dancing In Dubai by Sheikh Alleg

.................anymore?????

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Re: are these books and authours for REAL!!

Post by Burn e 77 » 10 Apr 2016, 01:05

Burn e 77 wrote:
Check out this one below "Sewer Rat"

'Oral Activities - Amor' by Ms Roberta Forge-Le'tonguel with a forward by Germaine Greer & published by Random House USA. Profusely illustrated with the erotic water colours by 'Feminist' artist Vicky Beltane who was Ms Roberta Forge-Le'tonguel's life long lover (I'm assuming the publishers didn't want the wrath of 1960's UK censors by utilising photography to illustrate the text). All in all a superb memoir of Ms Roberta Forge-Le'tonguel who although radicalised by Charles Manson in the mid 1960's managed to escape his evil and twisted charisma and start a new life in Rotherhithe, London as a 'Working Girl' specialising in 'Folatio' and procurement of Opium for her Merchant Navy sailor clients. Sadly Ms Roberta Forge-Le'tonguel's life was cut short at a relatively young age when an escaped police horse fell on her.
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Re: are these books and authours for REAL!!

Post by kjblack » 10 Apr 2016, 08:45

The Great Flood of China by Lang Lang Pi.

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Post by sewer rat » 10 Apr 2016, 12:59

ha ha. good stuff.....have you read these ones.....colonic irrigation by Wilma Bumburst, tory and proud by Wattie Fudd, problems with premature ejaculation by Mee Kum Kwik (Korean), blood and pus by Lance Boyle, the party's over by Johnny Torn

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Re: are these books and authours for REAL!!

Post by sewer rat » 04 Jun 2016, 21:17

a life on the ocean wave by Sue Nammee

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Post by Burn e 77 » 04 Jun 2016, 23:54

'Oral Activities - Amor' by Ms Roberta Forge-Le'tonguel with a forward by Germaine Greer & published by Random House USA. Profusely illustrated with the erotic water colours by 'Feminist' artist Vicky Beltane who was Ms Roberta Forge-Le'tonguel's life long lover (I'm assuming the publishers didn't want the wrath of 1960's UK censors by utilising photography to illustrate the text). All in all a superb memoir of Ms Roberta Forge-Le'tonguel who although radicalised by Charles Manson in the mid 1960's managed to escape his evil and twisted charisma and start a new life in Rotherhithe, London as a 'Working Girl' specialising in 'Folatio' and procurement of Opium for her Merchant Navy sailor clients. Sadly Ms Roberta Forge-Le'tonguel's life was cut short at a relatively young age when an escaped police horse fell on her head.
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Post by ThruBeingCool » 05 Jun 2016, 19:56

Burn e 77 wrote:'Oral Activities - Amor' by Ms Roberta Forge-Le'tonguel with a forward by Germaine Greer & published by Random House USA. Profusely illustrated with the erotic water colours by 'Feminist' artist Vicky Beltane who was Ms Roberta Forge-Le'tonguel's life long lover (I'm assuming the publishers didn't want the wrath of 1960's UK censors by utilising photography to illustrate the text). All in all a superb memoir of Ms Roberta Forge-Le'tonguel who although radicalised by Charles Manson in the mid 1960's managed to escape his evil and twisted charisma and start a new life in Rotherhithe, London as a 'Working Girl' specialising in 'Folatio' and procurement of Opium for her Merchant Navy sailor clients. Sadly Ms Roberta Forge-Le'tonguel's life was cut short at a relatively young age when an escaped police horse fell on her head.
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Post by Bag Lady » 05 Jun 2016, 20:09

ThruBeingCool wrote:
Burn e 77 wrote:'Oral Activities - Amor' by Ms Roberta Forge-Le'tonguel with a forward by Germaine Greer & published by Random House USA. Profusely illustrated with the erotic water colours by 'Feminist' artist Vicky Beltane who was Ms Roberta Forge-Le'tonguel's life long lover (I'm assuming the publishers didn't want the wrath of 1960's UK censors by utilising photography to illustrate the text). All in all a superb memoir of Ms Roberta Forge-Le'tonguel who although radicalised by Charles Manson in the mid 1960's managed to escape his evil and twisted charisma and start a new life in Rotherhithe, London as a 'Working Girl' specialising in 'Folatio' and procurement of Opium for her Merchant Navy sailor clients. Sadly Ms Roberta Forge-Le'tonguel's life was cut short at a relatively young age when an escaped police horse fell on her head.
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Post by ThruBeingCool » 05 Jun 2016, 20:11

If he is, I will lend him some tissues.

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Post by Bag Lady » 05 Jun 2016, 20:16

It took him 12 edits to get it out on the Last Book Read thread...
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Post by ThruBeingCool » 05 Jun 2016, 20:17

Bag Lady wrote:It took him 12 edits to get it out on the Last Book Read thread...

All praise the edit function!

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Re: are these books and authours for REAL!!

Post by sewer rat » 24 Aug 2016, 01:35

.................THEY'RE BACK................
more books with some daft authors

The Haunted Mansion by Terry Fyed
A Guide To Anal Sex by Wilma Ringburn
After A Good Night Out by Donna K Babb
12 months of haemarroids by Noah Goodyear
The Sneaky Vegetarian by Etta Macdonald
Chinese/Irish Burial Grounds by Paddy Fields
How To Achieve Multiple Orgasms by Fanny Strummer
Tips To Keep Your Child Entertained by P. Kabu

........................come on people, let's hear some more

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