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Round the dinner table

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Who would you invite?

You're allowed up to ten people. You can have anyone alive, dead or fictional but only one Strangler. And who would do the cooking?

My current choices would be The Three Musketeers (all four of them), Captain John Yossarian, Richard Feynman, Haruki Murakami, Dave Greenfield, Alain de Botton and Terry Jones (as a token woman).

Nigel Slater would cater.
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Like it.

I would have David Frost, Samuel L Jackson, Cleopatra, Michelle Pfeiffer, Russell Harty, Terry Wogan, Billy Connelly, Eddie Izzard, Helen Mirren. Hugh Cornwell and Keith Floyd cooking.
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I have to ask... Hugh? Round at yours? Are you building a new patio or something?
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I'd like others to shown him for what he really is....

Can I have H G Wells as a stand in? Complete with Tripod?
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You think Helen, Michelle and Cleo will help you with Hugh?? Not convinced!
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Aha, but my secret weapon is the chef! Keep pumping him with the demon drink..
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Charlemagne, Oliver Cromwell, John Lydon, King Edward I, Hugh, Julius Caesar, Mr Bump, Queen Elizabeth I, Tim Metcalfe from Corrie and the little shit who knicked my bike when I was 12. I'd do the cooking so I could poison the little fucker.
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Bag Lady wrote:Who would you invite?

You're allowed up to ten people. You can have anyone alive, dead or fictional but only one Strangler. And who would do the cooking?

My current choices would be The Three Musketeers (all four of them), Captain John Yossarian, Richard Feynman, Haruki Murakami, Dave Greenfield, Alain de Botton and Terry Jones (as a token woman).

Nigel Slater would cater.

Weirdly, I am actually having lunch with Alain de Boton on Saturday - in Cheongju, here in South Korea. I'll let him know he is invited to yours for dinner!
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Jack Kerouac, Michael Moorcock, Irvine Welsh, H G Wells, Hunter S Thompson, Neal Cassady, Albert Einstien, Charles Darwin, Carl Sagan and Topcat.
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Jet Black, Dean Sullivan, Tony McCoy, Jane Danson,
James Cagney, Cyrille Regis, Paul Hawksbee,
Andy Jacobs, Ronnie Biggs, and Prince Harry with
Marco Pierre White in the kitchen
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Jack The Ripper, Jules Verne, Joe Strummer, Pam Grier, Werner Herzog, Genesis P-Orrige, The Dalai Lama, George Orwell, Wilfred Owen and Lemmy.

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cassini wrote:
Bag Lady wrote:Who would you invite?

You're allowed up to ten people. You can have anyone alive, dead or fictional but only one Strangler. And who would do the cooking?

My current choices would be The Three Musketeers (all four of them), Captain John Yossarian, Richard Feynman, Haruki Murakami, Dave Greenfield, Alain de Botton and Terry Jones (as a token woman).

Nigel Slater would cater.

Weirdly, I am actually having lunch with Alain de Boton on Saturday - in Cheongju, here in South Korea. I'll let him know he is invited to yours for dinner!
Well, isn't that a coincidence! Bet he'll be late if he's got to come all the way from S Korea. Feynman will be playing the bongos by the time Alain arrives. I'll get Nigel to keep something warm for him.
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