The Dogs B*ll*cks!

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The Dogs B*ll*cks!

Post by Burn e 77 » 25 Jun 2015, 13:29

My next door neighbour Mrs Codflaps has a rather smelly sausage dog that she fondly calls Titanic, this pooch has very large testicles... Does anyone else have a neighbour whose dog has unusually large genitalia and a crap name?
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Post by Bobinblack » 25 Jun 2015, 14:41

My girlfriend had a next door neighbour who was a big ugly cunt and used to enjoy pissing in the communal garden, does that qualify? :grin:
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Post by jaydee1964 » 25 Jun 2015, 15:33

When I was a kid my neighbour used to have a jack russel called Sammy . Little bastard used to have a warty spot on his tail and he used to shag anything
Just had to get it off my chest

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Post by HOFT » 25 Jun 2015, 16:03

jaydee1964 wrote: he used to shag anything
Just had to get it off my chest
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Post by Bobinblack » 25 Jun 2015, 19:34

HOFT wrote:
jaydee1964 wrote: he used to shag anything
Just had to get it off my chest
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:shock:
I see where you're coming from, HOFT.

Oh... :shock:
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Re: The Dogs B*ll*cks!

Post by Burn e 77 » 25 Jun 2015, 20:40

jaydee1964 wrote:When I was a kid my neighbour used to have a jack russel called Sammy . Little bastard used to have a warty spot on his tail and he used to shag anything
Just had to get it off my chest
Jaydee fella I sympathise with you, to have a Jack Russel fucking your leg must have caused nasty wet stains on your bondage trousers.
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Post by Burn e 77 » 25 Jun 2015, 20:44

Bobinblack wrote:My girlfriend had a next door neighbour who was a big ugly cunt and used to enjoy pissing in the communal garden, does that qualify? :grin:
Indeed it does Bobinblack. Was your girlfriend's neighbour a dog, bloke or erm a lady?
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Post by Sinister » 25 Jun 2015, 20:49

Burn e 77 wrote:
jaydee1964 wrote:When I was a kid my neighbour used to have a jack russel called Sammy . Little bastard used to have a warty spot on his tail and he used to shag anything
Just had to get it off my chest
Jaydee fella I sympathise with you, to have a Jack Russel fucking your leg must have caused nasty wet stains on your bondage trousers.
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Post by jaydee1964 » 25 Jun 2015, 22:46

Yes it was my leg . Reading it back . . Just had to get it off my chest sounds very wrong , like some wierd doggy fetish lol . No this fucker used to see you from across the street and run after you until it caught you .

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Post by jaydee1964 » 25 Jun 2015, 22:48

This was before the stranglers took over my life in 77 so I was already damaged you know

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Post by Boody » 25 Jun 2015, 23:07

Bobinblack wrote:My girlfriend had a next door neighbour who was a big ugly cunt and used to enjoy pissing in the communal garden, does that qualify? :grin:
Tell us a bit more about your girlfriend's neighbour's big ugly cunt.
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Post by Bobinblack » 26 Jun 2015, 08:30

Boody wrote:
Bobinblack wrote:My girlfriend had a next door neighbour who was a big ugly cunt and used to enjoy pissing in the communal garden, does that qualify? :grin:
Tell us a bit more about your girlfriend's neighbour's big ugly cunt.
His whole self was the personification of one. I wrote about him a while back, he had one of those faces which suggested a nearby cathedral was missing a gargoyle.

Or to be a bit more topical, look on the reverse of Hugh's Nosferatu album for a hint of how fucking ugly he was :D
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