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The Dogs B*ll*cks!

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My next door neighbour Mrs Codflaps has a rather smelly sausage dog that she fondly calls Titanic, this pooch has very large testicles... Does anyone else have a neighbour whose dog has unusually large genitalia and a crap name?
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My girlfriend had a next door neighbour who was a big ugly cunt and used to enjoy pissing in the communal garden, does that qualify? :grin:
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When I was a kid my neighbour used to have a jack russel called Sammy . Little bastard used to have a warty spot on his tail and he used to shag anything
Just had to get it off my chest

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jaydee1964 wrote: he used to shag anything
Just had to get it off my chest
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HOFT wrote:
jaydee1964 wrote: he used to shag anything
Just had to get it off my chest
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I see where you're coming from, HOFT.

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jaydee1964 wrote:When I was a kid my neighbour used to have a jack russel called Sammy . Little bastard used to have a warty spot on his tail and he used to shag anything
Just had to get it off my chest
Jaydee fella I sympathise with you, to have a Jack Russel fucking your leg must have caused nasty wet stains on your bondage trousers.
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Bobinblack wrote:My girlfriend had a next door neighbour who was a big ugly cunt and used to enjoy pissing in the communal garden, does that qualify? :grin:
Indeed it does Bobinblack. Was your girlfriend's neighbour a dog, bloke or erm a lady?
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Burn e 77 wrote:
jaydee1964 wrote:When I was a kid my neighbour used to have a jack russel called Sammy . Little bastard used to have a warty spot on his tail and he used to shag anything
Just had to get it off my chest
Jaydee fella I sympathise with you, to have a Jack Russel fucking your leg must have caused nasty wet stains on your bondage trousers.
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Yes it was my leg . Reading it back . . Just had to get it off my chest sounds very wrong , like some wierd doggy fetish lol . No this fucker used to see you from across the street and run after you until it caught you .

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This was before the stranglers took over my life in 77 so I was already damaged you know

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Bobinblack wrote:My girlfriend had a next door neighbour who was a big ugly cunt and used to enjoy pissing in the communal garden, does that qualify? :grin:
Tell us a bit more about your girlfriend's neighbour's big ugly cunt.
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Boody wrote:
Bobinblack wrote:My girlfriend had a next door neighbour who was a big ugly cunt and used to enjoy pissing in the communal garden, does that qualify? :grin:
Tell us a bit more about your girlfriend's neighbour's big ugly cunt.
His whole self was the personification of one. I wrote about him a while back, he had one of those faces which suggested a nearby cathedral was missing a gargoyle.

Or to be a bit more topical, look on the reverse of Hugh's Nosferatu album for a hint of how fucking ugly he was :D
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