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I've read some bollocks in my time...
I can't help getting old. I just refuse to grow up.
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eating the date without any hesitation,
A vision commenced.
The fire danced, flickered and sparked...
And the Travellers mind, receptive as it had become
(the date had a peyote centre)
bore him the knowledge of the ancient land dwellers...
Channelling a 1000 hawks, he took flight
seeking to give chase to the object...
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Boody wrote:I've read some bollocks in my time...
Is that like palmistry, only with bollocks?
I'll even let you drive my motorbike . . .
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porkymeat wrote:
Boody wrote:I've read some bollocks in my time...
Is that like palmistry, only with bollocks?
Effin' LOL
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Who is the Traveller?

Does anyone really care?

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Is there a Traveller?
No one can win against kipple.
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Sobbed the dusky beauty.
We have come from far away
To find the one
capable of testicular divination...
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"I done a big pooh", said the magician.
I can't help getting old. I just refuse to grow up.
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Who, realising he was on the wrong thread,
performed a disappearing act.
The sun appeared on the horizon,
The traveller realised that it was time...
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Time...
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...to take a firm grip on a new broom and sweep the tumbleweed under the sand covered shagpile (or is that Trump's hair gone rogue?)
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Bag Lady wrote: 03 Feb 2017, 14:09 ...to take a firm grip on a new broom and sweep the tumbleweed under the sand covered shagpile (or is that Trump's hair gone rogue?)
The tumbleweed let out a small sigh of relief as it's tendrils penetrated Donald Trumps skull...
where once there was a friendly innocence and a benign tumbling from scene to scene, now things were going to be different.
Now the tumbleweed sought vengeance and to smite those who had associated it with emptiness and boredom.

With control of the free world at it's disposal things were going to be different indeed!

The tendrils latched on to the Trump brain cell and proceeded to clear the presidential mind (which didn't take very long)...
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