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pigeon wrote: 24 Apr 2017, 11:48 I have recentley been a pair of "Garden Sheers" and at some point today to trim the bush, i am now confuseed on what a Pair of "Garden Sheers" are,and what they are used for.
I'm familiar with most of these words though, the relationship between them seems quite fraught based on the order in which you have placed them!
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Problem solved googled Garden Shears! Blimey they look Dangerous
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:lol:
airflamesred wrote: 24 Apr 2017, 12:04
pigeon wrote: 24 Apr 2017, 11:48 I have recentley been a pair of "Garden Sheers" and at some point today to trim the bush, i am now confuseed on what a Pair of "Garden Sheers" are,and what they are used for.
I'm familiar with most of these words though, the relationship between them seems quite fraught based on the order in which you have placed them!
Thank you very much
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pigeon wrote: 24 Apr 2017, 13:24 Problem solved googled Garden Shears! Blimey they look Dangerous
Esp. if you're trimming the bush with 'em mate!
Thank you very much
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airflamesred wrote: 24 Apr 2017, 12:04
pigeon wrote: 24 Apr 2017, 11:48 I have recentley been a pair of "Garden Sheers" and at some point today to trim the bush, i am now confuseed on what a Pair of "Garden Sheers" are,and what they are used for.
I'm familiar with most of these words though, the relationship between them seems quite fraught based on the order in which you have placed them!
:lol:
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and all the cunts that should fuck off...
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Watch out boys they have caught on to your depilatory shenanigans. Gonna need a cloaking device!
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Story

At the Hammersmith gig a few years ago, GB starts, next thing I end up in a long queue for the toilet.
Now casting my mind back 35 years, I honestly don't recall having queued for the toilet - I don't know about you but my bladder was in peak condition and had the capacity of a Zeplin - no worries, and of course in the more unscrupulous parts of the country, any sign of a queue and the sink was commandeered into action ( I'm looking at you here 'Up North') too quell any 'Hangin around'.
So. It occured to me that 'Duchess' should be reworked and that the word Duchess should be replaced with the word prostrate.

Verse 1 is well under way!
Prostates a nuisance,
Comes with age,
Nurses standing by.
Knows all you history, from your records,
etc
Chorus
And the Doctors are queuing up god forbid,
etc (The backing vocals for this are Aaaaah,Aaaah, Aaaaah, there's a cream for that)

Any sensible contributions are welcome!
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"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.
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Ere, have you seen the new attachment on me drill?
I must have the cat put down, cause he's ill
Can't you see can't you see that you're rocking the boat?
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I read on mumsnet that it is quite OK for women, these days, to go commando and avoid the dreaded VPL - that's visible panty line for those that weren't aware.
I thought it was confined to the sort of Loose women you see on Loose women but seems it's a more widespread practice.
First North Korea and now this?

Thoughts :smt069
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airflamesred wrote: 12 May 2017, 22:02 Story

At the Hammersmith gig a few years ago, GB starts, next thing I end up in a long queue for the toilet.
Now casting my mind back 35 years, I honestly don't recall having queued for the toilet - I don't know about you but my bladder was in peak condition and had the capacity of a Zeplin - no worries, and of course in the more unscrupulous parts of the country, any sign of a queue and the sink was commandeered into action ( I'm looking at you here 'Up North') too quell any 'Hangin around'.
So. It occured to me that 'Duchess' should be reworked and that the word Duchess should be replaced with the word prostrate.

Verse 1 is well under way!
Prostates a nuisance,
Comes with age,
Nurses standing by.
Knows all you history, from your records,
etc
Chorus
And the Doctors are queuing up god forbid,
etc (The backing vocals for this are Aaaaah,Aaaah, Aaaaah, there's a cream for that)

Any sensible contributions are welcome!
Hold it in, and wait till you get back to the hotel, always worth it. Specially after having sunk 3 pints.
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airflamesred wrote: 26 Sep 2017, 19:07 ... it is quite OK for women to go commando ... it's a more widespread practice.
:lol:
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and all the cunts that should fuck off...
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