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Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...

Post by PaulinLondon » 03 Jun 2016, 22:39

"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.

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Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...

Post by Jon the Impaler » 04 Jun 2016, 07:07

The very quotable and cult classic Withnail and I ....many many quotes but one of the best
"We've gone on holiday by mistake "

OR - same scene
"Are you the farmer "
"Stop saying that Withnail of course he's a fucking farmer"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idxVez86Zgc
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Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...

Post by Burn e 77 » 04 Jun 2016, 08:12

Jack Nicholson:
"I'd rather stick pins in my eyes..." 8)

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Post by Hammersmith1982 » 04 Jun 2016, 12:46

Bag Lady wrote:"Stoneybridge for the next Olympic Games"

Absolutely

Ahhhh Stoneybridge.....where some people are small and some are tall. :lol: :lol:

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Post by Hammersmith1982 » 04 Jun 2016, 12:48

One we use regularly at Wheelchair Rugby

Tis merely a flesh wound :lol: :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4

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Post by kjblack » 23 Sep 2016, 13:28

Watched The Office last night.

It's Comic Relief day and big Keith from accounts is in the rest room (dressed as Ali G) advising Dawn to be careful with language on her projected trip to America.

"In America your fanny means your arse...(raises a Scotch egg to his mouth)...It's not your minge" bites into his egg.)

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Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...

Post by sewer rat » 23 Sep 2016, 13:51

Canadian comedian Stewart Francis on the topic of family......"I'm the youngest of 3....both my parents are older". sticking to stand up....Milton Jones....."when our grandfather died, we never got a chance to say goodbye....which was ironic as he died face down in a bowl of CHEERIOS"
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Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...

Post by zontar » 24 Sep 2016, 00:04

"To the moon, Alice!" (There was an obscure early 90's band who nicked that line.)

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Post by zontar » 24 Sep 2016, 00:06

I intended to say for their moniker.

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Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...

Post by mickinblack » 24 Sep 2016, 09:53

Oliver Hardy
Well here's another fine mess you have gotten me into.
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Well I couldn't help it..

Still cracks me up to this day

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Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...

Post by PaulinLondon » 28 Apr 2017, 22:16

"The Squatter and Ant" by Derek and Clive.

Enjoy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMd7MjE8uf0
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.

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