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Post by Burn e 77 » 23 Jul 2015, 20:21

"I'd rather stick pins in my eyes"
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Post by yesican » 23 Jul 2015, 21:05

"Let's get those meek bastards" Black Adder 6th episode first series...

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Post by Turkey Troter » 24 Jul 2015, 10:04

"To the regiment, I wish I was there"
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Post by Boody » 24 Jul 2015, 10:22

"Blessed are the cheesemakers?"

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Post by Black Leather Jacket » 24 Jul 2015, 12:37

Comic Strip Five Go Mad. "Timmy, you're so licky!"

Porridge "Fletcher, please fill the sample cup."

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Young Ones "Ha ha. Missed both my legs!"
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Post by strangledinAuch » 28 Jul 2015, 21:32

who's Rachel?
well why not,I always keep my socks on

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Post by strangledinAuch » 28 Jul 2015, 21:33

snide,snide,we gonna get you snide

couldn't you tell the warders?

that was the warders!
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Post by Boody » 28 Jul 2015, 22:15

"I can see the headlines now. "Howard Moon: explorer"".

"Howard Moon colon explorer?"
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Post by PaulinLondon » 04 Aug 2015, 22:00

Still, after 35 or so years, Derek and Clive, do it for me.

With my apologies, I have to share this with you. It still doubles me up every time. 8) :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUZq6cjXjzs
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Post by Bag Lady » 04 Aug 2015, 22:16

Saw Twelfth Night last week. Yes I think Shakespeare is amusing but I did like that this version continually referenced Blackadder the Second. "Viola...it's short for Bob"
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Post by strangledinAuch » 05 Aug 2015, 18:04

PaulinLondon wrote:Still, after 35 or so years, Derek and Clive, do it for me.

With my apologies, I have to share this with you. It still doubles me up every time. 8) :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUZq6cjXjzs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWpRcRCUKsY
well why not,I always keep my socks on

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Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...

Post by PaulinLondon » 06 Aug 2015, 00:18

I ran a similar post/sketch on this Forum some years ago along the lines of the Top Posters at the time.

It was relatively well received. Only relatively, I hasten to add.

Alias was catching Gizzard up big time. As we now all know, Alias runs and funds all the merch for Boney M.
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