Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...
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one of the funniest things I've heard was when I listened to a couple of stranglers bootz from their far east tour of 1979. hugh's Japanese intro to straighten out cracks me up every time.
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They are from Sir Henry at Rawlinson's End. Which could do with a thread of its own.Jon the Impaler wrote:Defo one is Withnail and I - I think maybe all are , but definitely the middle one .I think ( haven't watched it for a while but its one of my favourite films).
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Old Scrotum - the wrinkled old retainer on being asked to wash his hands ...
"No thanks, I did it up behind a tree not five minutes ago"
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Cybil "so what shall we do with the rat?"
Basil "i don't know give it its freedom"
Cybil "Give it it's freedom, it's domesticated, it won't survive"
Basil "Well it's hardly going to get mugged by a gang of field mice is it?".
Basil "i don't know give it its freedom"
Cybil "Give it it's freedom, it's domesticated, it won't survive"
Basil "Well it's hardly going to get mugged by a gang of field mice is it?".
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....."if I medicine you...you'll think a bvain tumour is a birvday pvesent".........Ralph Brown to Richard E Grant in Withnail and i
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'Everybody laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian, they're not laughing now are they?' - Bob Monkhouse.