Pull yourself together Bernie - you'll just have to learn a new language and start up a sandwich shopBurn e 77 wrote:Thanks mate, things are looking really grim... there's not one British person (Not meant as a xenophobic remark) in Croydon... can't even get a bacon sarnie in crusty white bread with brown sauceHammersmith1982 wrote:God I am sorryBurn e 77 wrote:Blimey guvnor... they're deporting me to Croydon...
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Can you pass this test?
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I've got some chloroform and handcuffs, just for you.
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I don't even want to admit how little I scored, on par with the lower scorers at least, still I'm sure I'll be one of the first on the boat/up against the wall when Cameron takes Britain out of the EU anyway
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Yeh, that one had me too, as its the same deal in WalesToiler On The Sea wrote:I think you'll find it's all of them in ScotlandQuestion 9Question 9 to of 20
* Which of the following two types of people get their prescriptions free of charge?
People aged 60 or over
People aged 18 or under
Pregnant women or those with a baby under 12 months old
People on the minimum wage
I got 13 of them right, I know it's a bit of fun, but some very Englishcentric questions there!!!
I'd be very suspitious of people who got loads right
I'd admit anyone who said the answer to nearly all of them was "Who gives a flying F@ck"
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Last time I came here a friend of mine just got triple-jacked over a steeplehammer and jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop
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"Ravenette" wrote:
Pull yourself together Bernie - you'll just have to learn a new language and start up a sandwich shop "Ravenette"[/quote]
Hi Jax... i'm now fully pulled together (Prozac & MDMA ) i now manage & own the local Croydon Cake Shop... called "Yellow Cake UF6" the only problem now to overcome is the langauge barrier... i'm taking a 3 month course in Croydanistani... piece of cake girl or a "Golden Brown" cheese, mayo and bacon toastie.
cheers
Burn e 77
Pull yourself together Bernie - you'll just have to learn a new language and start up a sandwich shop "Ravenette"[/quote]
Hi Jax... i'm now fully pulled together (Prozac & MDMA ) i now manage & own the local Croydon Cake Shop... called "Yellow Cake UF6" the only problem now to overcome is the langauge barrier... i'm taking a 3 month course in Croydanistani... piece of cake girl or a "Golden Brown" cheese, mayo and bacon toastie.
cheers
Burn e 77
Something better change!
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6/20 - I'm an illegal immigrant!