Anyone been following this story the last few days ?
That 'acting whatever she is' woman being interviewed on Sky is a disaster. Poor bloke next to her looks fortified with some of her answers and her laughing.
Raoul Moat
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Raoul Moat
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APOLLO79
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Northumbria Police have put A £10K price tag on Raoul Moat.If he's not caught by Tuesday it goes up to £20K
making it a Raoul over!..ok,ok I'll get me coat...
making it a Raoul over!..ok,ok I'll get me coat...
'Can i have my mic stand back please?You might do yourself an injury and get it stuck in somewhere'
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Apollo that was actually quite good..... especially the homage to the Fast Show :)
two crazed gunmen on the rampage since the Tories got in, is this a coincidence?
I'm getting my coat too
two crazed gunmen on the rampage since the Tories got in, is this a coincidence?
I'm getting my coat too
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Strange times we live in-
Once if you had a moat around your village you felt safe.
Once if you had a moat around your village you felt safe.
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Raoul has stated that he's only targeting the Police, and members of the public are perfectly safe. In other news Northumbria Police have announced today is "dress down Friday"
Dear Raoul, are you aware that Wayne Rooney, Frank Lampard, Steve Gerrard and several other members of the England squad are also Sh****ng your missus?
Apparently Raoul Moat only intends to kill members of the police. Fair play to him, I hope he takes out Sting first.
World hide and seek championships, current standings
1st Bin Laden
2nd Maddy McCann
3rd Raoul Moat - come on son!!
Dear Raoul, are you aware that Wayne Rooney, Frank Lampard, Steve Gerrard and several other members of the England squad are also Sh****ng your missus?
Apparently Raoul Moat only intends to kill members of the police. Fair play to him, I hope he takes out Sting first.
World hide and seek championships, current standings
1st Bin Laden
2nd Maddy McCann
3rd Raoul Moat - come on son!!
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Manchester City have officially bid £45m for Raoul Moat.
They've no idea who he is but they've heard that everybody is after him.
They've no idea who he is but they've heard that everybody is after him.
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I'm surprised no one has followed a joke with "I'll get me moat" 
They’ve been cooking on Blue Peter
Now they’re sampling the dishes
“I don’t normally like tomatoes, John
But this is delicious”
Now they’re sampling the dishes
“I don’t normally like tomatoes, John
But this is delicious”
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None of the jokes on this thread are raulmoatly funny!! 
Hugh - "We had gangs of skinheads coming along trying to cause problems and stuff"
Rick Wakeman - "How did you deal with it?"
Hugh - "Our bass player used to jump off the stage and beat the shit out of them!"
Rick Wakeman - "How did you deal with it?"
Hugh - "Our bass player used to jump off the stage and beat the shit out of them!"
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Police are now desperately searching for Raul Moat
around the Ibrox area of Glasgow.
They are stopping anyone who is built like a brick shithouse
with ginger hair, a flat nose, no teeth and covered in tattoos.
After six days though they have decided
to narrow the search to men only.
Current score from the Serial killer Golf Open Championship...
Cumbria: 12 under
Ipswich: 5 under
Bradford: 3 under
Newcastle: 1 under (player still on course)
around the Ibrox area of Glasgow.
They are stopping anyone who is built like a brick shithouse
with ginger hair, a flat nose, no teeth and covered in tattoos.
After six days though they have decided
to narrow the search to men only.
Current score from the Serial killer Golf Open Championship...
Cumbria: 12 under
Ipswich: 5 under
Bradford: 3 under
Newcastle: 1 under (player still on course)
Punk could be the first step towards Utpoia
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C'mon Moaty lad shoot us a few more Coppers and do us all a favour eh?
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Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote:C'mon Moaty lad shoot us a few more Coppers and do us all a favour eh?
"I bathed in sun and walked in rain
It taught me how to laugh again"
It taught me how to laugh again"
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Arthur Streeb-Greebling
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Man resembling gunman Raoul Moat found by police
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/10582418.stm
Jeez! eh? it's either him or in't, innit?
This is gonna get worse over the next few days, mass panic all over the country over a fat ginger jealous bloke who's persued by about a million Police, all a waste of fooking money as usual.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/10582418.stm
Jeez! eh? it's either him or in't, innit?
This is gonna get worse over the next few days, mass panic all over the country over a fat ginger jealous bloke who's persued by about a million Police, all a waste of fooking money as usual.