Football is gay.

[Détective Privé]

The fact is, you don't see many women in football teams.

[Toiler On The Sea]

The fact is, you don't see many women in football teams.

If they played in strips like these it'd be sold out every week?

[Détective Privé]

The fact is, you don't see many women in football teams.

If they played in strips like these it'd be sold out every week?

Where's that team from ? Never seen it before. Why don't they show it on tv ?

[Black Leather Jacket]

The fact is, you don't see many women in football teams.

If they played in strips like these it'd be sold out every week?

Where's that team from ? Never seen it before. Why don't they show it on tv ?

On close inspection I am thinking they must be from Brazil!

[Détective Privé]

On close inspection I am thinking they must be from Brazil!

? Brazil, you say ? Strange, they didn't look like that last tuesday... Just a bunch of ugly guys in awfull yellow t-shirts.

[50millionwatches]

The fact is, you don't see many women in football teams.

You did last night.

[Toiler On The Sea]

The fact is, you don't see many women in football teams.

You did last night.

That was Big Girls Blouses.

[mickinblack]

Dont think the england team is feeling gay(happy jolly) after last nights game

[Alias]

The fact is, you don't see many women in football teams.

If they played in strips like these it'd be sold out every week?

Reminds me of a time I took the wee man up to the swings at the local playing fields. He had a go on all
the graphitti scrawled "attractions", and I had a wee sit and a fag. Next to us they were half way through
a ladies football match and it was a fucken riot! The ref (male) looked well pissed off, obviously thinking,
"I got out ma kip for this?" as yet another ball was punted out for yet another throw in. And that was
pretty much it- Ball would be thrown in, all the players (and I mean all the players) would scramble
en-masse toward the ball, first one to reach it would blooter it straight back out again and it would be time
for another throw-in.
Repeat to end.
If the much abused ball ever did, somehow, make it into play, there would just be a scrum of players (I think
one of the goalies actually stayed back one time, but I can't be sure) all chasing it around the centre line until
the inevitable thunk! into the See-Saw, Slide or Swings- with the clinical precision of a German brain surgeon.
Or mibbe a Can Can dancing Donkey (a Jenny?)
Brilliant stuff, made my day.
Oh, and just to confirm- they didn't look anything like that either

[doninblack]

All England games are being moved to the gay adult channel next week, as the sight of 11 arseholes being hammered repeatedly is too explicit for the BBC.

[The Nosferatu]

Funny how Gay used to mean as Mick said, like, happy n stuff, now it means homosexual, mental.

[theraven1979]

And these days it means "shit" as well.

Jim

Funny how Gay used to mean as Mick said, like, happy n stuff, now it means homosexual, mental.