POW
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POW
So if you were in a POW camp, ala WWII... what would be your way of breaking up the Nazi moral and how would you attempt to thwart the opposition?
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Re: POW
NB: It was the sworn code of any captured airman to attempt to upset the enemy war effort in any way possible.Organ Grinder wrote:So if you were in a POW camp, ala WWII... what would be your way of breaking up the Nazi moral and how would you attempt to thwart the opposition?
I have visions of Jet swinging his cymbals around....
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Re: POW
Recite the entire Crap Jokes Thread verbatim, in order, including all the same jokes
that appear time after time after time after time, then, if that didn't work,
it would have to be on to the Word Association one next. In a big Brian Blessed voice.
Piece of piss. Take no prisoners.
that appear time after time after time after time, then, if that didn't work,
it would have to be on to the Word Association one next. In a big Brian Blessed voice.
Piece of piss. Take no prisoners.
I'm a comedian and poet, so anything that doesn't get a laugh is a poem. B.Hicks.
"Further modulation of the frequency rotation, Triggered waveband activation - near elation"
'Why are you so edgy, kid ?'
"Further modulation of the frequency rotation, Triggered waveband activation - near elation"
'Why are you so edgy, kid ?'
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Re: POW
Alias wrote:Recite the entire Crap Jokes Thread verbatim, in order, including all the same jokes
that appear time after time after time after time, then, if that didn't work,
it would have to be on to the Word Association one next. In a big Brian Blessed voice.
Piece of piss. Take no prisoners.
'Can i have my mic stand back please?You might do yourself an injury and get it stuck in somewhere'
Re: POW
APOLLO79 wrote:Fuck knows...but our lot certainly know how to break the moral of their own...
May the flies of 1000 camels nest in your armpits !
If you want SYMPATHY ?..........
You will find it in the dictionary between ` SHIT & SYPHILIS ' !
If you want SYMPATHY ?..........
You will find it in the dictionary between ` SHIT & SYPHILIS ' !
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Re: POW
I personally would get me legs ripped off in a flying accident caused by aerobatic showing off, be issued with tin legs and when captured by the Germans, stand in the freezing pond at Colditz Castle and wait for the Nazi soldiers to wade in after me.
Perfect.
Question is: What did the Nazi's do next?
Perfect.
Question is: What did the Nazi's do next?
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Re: POW
Well seeing as I'm having a conversation with myself I'll tell you shall I?
The Krauts lined all Bader's men up outside in their skimpy's until ole Tin Lizzy saw sense. Wasted a bit of time tho
The Krauts lined all Bader's men up outside in their skimpy's until ole Tin Lizzy saw sense. Wasted a bit of time tho
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Re: POW
Play them the second half of Written In Red?
They'll be called the survivors..you know why?....cos they're gonna survive
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Re: POW
I'll take the bamboo shoots down the nails option ta mate.saminblack wrote:Play them the second half of Written In Red?
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