Michael Jackson R.i.p

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Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote:King of Pop, or kiddie fiddling twunt?
Well here's the answer.............
CNN just announced that in his will he clearly states that when he dies he wants to be melted down and turned into a playstation so all the little boys can still play with him.

......and will we mourn for Gary Glitter when he fucks off * :?

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i had tickets for january too - again, I knew cancellation was possible but not under these circumstances.

Got to see him on the Bad and Dangerous tours and he was incredible - yes, his life was a circus but we'll never see a talent like his again.

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They've started.

Given that Michael Jackson was recently reported to be suffering from
skin cancer, the coroner is not sure yet if the real cause of death
should be blamed on the sunshine.....or the moonlight, the good
times or the boogie, but at this time he suspects it was the
boogie.



whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?....
Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August!



Whacko Jacko .. now believed to have died from from food poisoning ...
he choked on some 12yr old nuts .



Hearing MJs body will be melted down and used as parts for toys,
allowing children to play with him for a change



Ambulance officers who attended MJ have confirmed he had two 10-year
old boys in his bedroom and he was having a stroke

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saminblack wrote:...actually I feel a bit sad (much to my surprise). Yeah, he was weird and his music wasn't exactly to my taste but he was a true original and in a world of bland X Factor style pop copycats I think we should applaud that fact.

A genuine one-off. A genuine talent.

Yeah, sad.
well said.

Had 10 or so 'hilarious' text jokes sent me already. I don't understand people wanting to hold vigils and spend the rest of their weeks mourning the loss of someone they really didn't know, but I understand less the people who think it's a great old chuckle.

Mind you, I was probably the same when Elvis Presley died, I was a bit callous I suppose. i was only 12 though then.
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Michael Jackson's time of death has been given as 10-55 pm, in other words "when the big hand touches the little hand".

To commemorate Jacko's death McDonalds have released the "McJackson Burger" a fifty year old piece of meat shoved between two 8 year old buns.

Plenty more to come, I'm sure.
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reality check
the cunt sexually abused and raped children of the age of 8 or 9 for many many years and used his power and influence to get away with it. The world is a better place now that he is rotting in hell.
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Bobinblack wrote:
saminblack wrote:...actually I feel a bit sad (much to my surprise). Yeah, he was weird and his music wasn't exactly to my taste but he was a true original and in a world of bland X Factor style pop copycats I think we should applaud that fact.

A genuine one-off. A genuine talent.

Yeah, sad.
well said.

Had 10 or so 'hilarious' text jokes sent me already. I don't understand people wanting to hold vigils and spend the rest of their weeks mourning the loss of someone they really didn't know, but I understand less the people who think it's a great old chuckle.

Mind you, I was probably the same when Elvis Presley died, I was a bit callous I suppose. i was only 12 though then.

It's because a lot of us still have that callous 12 year old streak in us particuarly when it involves someone who many people think has got away with some truely horrendous crimes.

Still it's better than being a 12 year old with a bit of Michael Jackson in us!
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He hasn't been this stiff since Mcauley Culkin last stayed over.Oh well,at least the Jackson 4 are touring next year!

Chamone mutha fucker.OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Members of the MIB/WIB family lets not forget that someone has lost their life here and children have lost a father, so please show some respect.............and not use recyled Gary Glitter jokes, marks will be awarded for originality.

Like this one:

It doesn't mater if your Black or White but if your Blue your dead.

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The yanks have been longing for their Diana moment for years. :twisted:
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I was gutted. Cried, loved the guy since i was born. thriller and bad still among my fave albums. Put on Liberian girl as tribute
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I actually heard that he drowned!!!

Whilst thrashing around in the water he called out to one of his aides " quick, quick throw me a bouy!"

To which his aide replied "For fucks sake Michael dont you ever learn!!"

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