"MiB add 20 more dates to Oz Tour". Caption Competition.

[PaulinLondon]

George Bush : "Sorry son, what did you say ?"

Interviewer : "Now that you are out of office, Sir, how are you both spending your time ?"

George Bush : "Well, we are blessed with time to listen to "Euroman Cometh" and "Un Jour Parfait". Two solo pieces which we have been meaning to listen to for a long time. And "Suite XVI" of course. And maybe "Hoover Dam".

Interviewer : "Thank you. And is Mrs Bush well ?"

Mrs. Bush : "Yes, I'm fine thank you".

[theraven1979]

George Bush : "Howdy doodey!"

Interviewer : "So just how was your family life effected since you've spent years in power making an arse of yourself whilst the world nervously watches?"

George Bush : "Well, as you can see 'the wife' is back to loving Bush and we just love those Stranglers. You can find us both out on the porch there off our tits on acid listening to Peasant - we dig that shit"

Mrs Bush "Why that's right George. I just can't wait to drop some acid and check out some School Maam shit whilst George does me from behind. George is the name of our pet pig by the way"

Jim

[Kathinboots]

Half-way through listening to Nice 'n Sleazy, the Bushes were rudely interrupted.

[villainblack]

"that reminds me the lawn needs strimming"

[clutchingmyteddybear]

Press: Mister Bush

George: No I haven't

[Niki Wu]

Mrs Bush:" D'you think the pearls are too much with this sweater?"

[carlowe]

Reporter: "I thought WMD was Weapons of Mass Destruction, not Wife's Muff Depillary, although it doesn't seem that you've found either of them"

[Fatbusjim]

I'm sure there's something here about how many C***s can you see in this picture?