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ravenlunatic wrote:Recently discovered extract from the diary of Elisabeth Fritzl:

Monday: Stayed in, dad came and shagged me.

Tuesday: Stayed in, dad came with some food, and then shagged me.

Wednesday: Stayed in, dad was late but turned up and shagged me.

Thursday: Stayed in, bit bored at first but dad came and made me wank him off.

Friday: Stayed in, washed my hair and then dad came and shagged me up the arse.

Saturday: Went to the Tottenham match..................................wish I'd stayed in.



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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7HXaUu3bKDw
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Apparently on their way home Tottenham fans had to get off the tube due to points failure! :lol:
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Good result for us last night. And we were down 1-0 at half time.


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Darren Bent is ill, so Jaunde Ramos offers to do his shopping for him. While in Sainsbury's, he bumps into Arsene Wenger. "What are you doing in here, Juande?" asks Wenger. "Getting a bag of potatoes for Darren Bent," he replies. "Sounds like a good deal to me," says Wenger.

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Juande Ramos has been caught speeding on the M25 today. Police reported that it looked like Mr Ramos would do anything for 3 points !
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gizzard wrote:Juande Ramos has been caught speeding on the M25 today. Police reported that it looked like Mr Ramos would do anything for 3 points !
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You can buy 'Spurs, The Glory Years' from most shops, priced £200. That's £5 for the tape and £195 for the Betamax player.

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Had the window cleaners round this morning, nice chaps, ones a West Ham fan, the other Spurs. As the Spurs fan was up the ladder cleaning the bedroom windows I shouts out "That's as high as you'll get all season!"...............the bastard left smudges on my windows :twisted:

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Rodney Blackstaff wrote:Had the window cleaners round this morning, nice chaps, ones a West Ham fan, the other Spurs. As the Spurs fan was up the ladder cleaning the bedroom windows I shouts out "That's as high as you'll get all season!"...............the bastard left smudges on my windows :twisted:

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Rodney Blackstaff wrote:Had the window cleaners round this morning, nice chaps, ones a West Ham fan, the other Spurs. As the Spurs fan was up the ladder cleaning the bedroom windows I shouts out "That's as high as you'll get all season!"...............the bastard left smudges on my windows :twisted:

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Hammer wrote:
Rodney Blackstaff wrote:Had the window cleaners round this morning, nice chaps, ones a West Ham fan, the other Spurs. As the Spurs fan was up the ladder cleaning the bedroom windows I shouts out "That's as high as you'll get all season!"...............the bastard left smudges on my windows :twisted:

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Careful Rodders, we don't look very good at the moment. :shock:
I know but that's all part and parcel of being a Hammers fan, up and down like a fecking yo-yo. :twisted:

No teams too good to go down, we should know!!

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Rodney Blackstaff wrote:
Hammer wrote:
Rodney Blackstaff wrote:Had the window cleaners round this morning, nice chaps, ones a West Ham fan, the other Spurs. As the Spurs fan was up the ladder cleaning the bedroom windows I shouts out "That's as high as you'll get all season!"...............the bastard left smudges on my windows :twisted:

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Careful Rodders, we don't look very good at the moment. :shock:
I know but that's all part and parcel of being a Hammers fan, up and down like a fecking yo-yo. :twisted:

No teams too good to go down, we should know!!

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Too bloody right! 2003 team was probably the best team to be relegated, better than the squad Spurs have at the moment. :twisted:
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