Large Hadron Collider To Start Up September 10

Post by **PaulinLondon** » 03 Sep 2008, 14:39

From the Daily Mash.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/scie ... 806251047/

Also, check out the news story, "Brown sprayed by own urine".

Post by **Alias** » 04 Sep 2008, 18:08

On BBC4 tonight:

"9:00 pm The Big Bang Machine
Part of Big Bang Night. As the world's most powerful particle collider prepares to go live, Professor Brian Cox visits Geneva to take one last look around CERN's Large Hadron Collider."

Don't like the "one last look" bit

Post by **theraven1979** » 04 Sep 2008, 20:20

BBC4 - "Goodbye Night"
One last look at Planet Earth - John Robb and others talk about their top 10 Earth moments - includes music by Louis Armstrong

Jim

Post by **pigeon** » 04 Sep 2008, 20:47

Its Alright only Switzerland & some parts of the south of france will be gone were ok. Phew. Poor Lewis Hahaha you tax doging cnut. Serves you right.

Post by **theraven1979** » 04 Sep 2008, 21:01

Pidge you might be on to something - Maybe it's all some grand plot by the UK Tax Office to rid the world of overpaid tax dodging bell ends.

Jim

pigeon wrote:Its Alright only Switzerland & some parts of the south of france will be gone were ok. Phew. Poor Lewis Hahaha you tax doging cnut. Serves you right.

Post by **PaulinLondon** » 05 Sep 2008, 00:33

Alias wrote:8.30am, next Tuesday morning is when the Death Magnets get turned on...

I fucking loved it when you posted this.

I nearly rang my Mum and said, "Next Tuesday morning is when the Death Magnets get turned on".

Post by **theraven1979** » 05 Sep 2008, 20:43

I think the most disturbing thing is it all appears to be controlled by members of Devo (check the pic!)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.j ... lhc105.xml

Jim

Post by **Alias** » 05 Sep 2008, 23:20

theraven1979 wrote:I think the most disturbing thing is it all appears to be controlled by members of Devo (check the pic!)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/main.j ... lhc105.xml

Jim

Still infinitely better than by ex-members of D:Ream.

Post by **pigeon** » 05 Sep 2008, 23:37

& Phil Collins byebye no more bad music from you.

Post by **PaulinLondon** » 08 Sep 2008, 08:35

My Bic biro just moved by itself.

henry moore · Post by **henry moore** » 08 Sep 2008, 08:52

anyone got any spare andrex i'm sh!"£$%g myself

Post by **suchi** » 08 Sep 2008, 11:51

What's up with you all? You sound like the flat earth brigade. We wouldn't half the technology we have today if it wasn't for particle physics.

At the very least it'll be another step away from faith and religion and all the bull shit that goes with it. Bring it on I say.... the "Big theory of heavy shit and dark stuff"

I reckon they've set it up to explain the real reason Hugh left the Stranglers.

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