Dinner Party

[an ugly fart]

Isambard Kingdom Brunel
Gary Coleman
Woody Allen
Gary Glitter
Adolf Hitler

[PaulinLondon]

Subject for discussion at my Dinner Party with Raquel Welch, Carla Bruni ( ), Ursula Andress, Angelina Jolie and Christopher Lee ( )......

"Next Life" by Woody Allen :


"In my next life I want to live my life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home

feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy,

go collect your pension, and then when

you start work, you get a gold watch

and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you're young

enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,

then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.

You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating

in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,

larger quarters every day

and then Voila....You finish off as an orgasm!"


I rest my case.

[FenDale]

P.G. Wodehouse
Stephen Fry
Groucho Marx
Jet Black
John Arlott

A great deal of wit and wisdom in amongst that lot - I'd better get a few cases of some decent red wine in!!

[Organ Grinder]

Subject for discussion at my Dinner Party with Raquel Welch, Carla Bruni ( ), Ursula Andress, Angelina Jolie and Christopher Lee ( )......

"Next Life" by Woody Allen :


"In my next life I want to live my life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home

feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy,

go collect your pension, and then when

you start work, you get a gold watch

and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you're young

enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,

then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.

You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating

in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,

larger quarters every day

and then Voila....You finish off as an orgasm!"


I rest my case.

Brilliant!

[Claireinblack]

Subject for discussion at my Dinner Party with Raquel Welch, Carla Bruni ( ), Ursula Andress, Angelina Jolie and Christopher Lee ( )......

"Next Life" by Woody Allen :


"In my next life I want to live my life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home

feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy,

go collect your pension, and then when

you start work, you get a gold watch

and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you're young

enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,

then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.

You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating

in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,

larger quarters every day

and then Voila....You finish off as an orgasm!"


I rest my case.

Brilliant!

Indeed it is....

[MANUINBLACK]

Subject for discussion at my Dinner Party with Raquel Welch, Carla Bruni ( ), Ursula Andress, Angelina Jolie and Christopher Lee ( )......

"Next Life" by Woody Allen :


"In my next life I want to live my life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home

feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy,

go collect your pension, and then when

you start work, you get a gold watch

and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you're young

enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,

then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school, you become a kid, you play.

You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating

in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,

larger quarters every day

and then Voila....You finish off as an orgasm!"


I rest my case.

quality that.......v.clever
my 5 would be

spike milligan
marilyn monroe
george best
jj
boudecia (spelling ?)

[Hammer]

I've nicked a couple from other people.
Jet Black
Stephen Fry
Peter Ustinov
Jaz Coleman
Bobby Moore

[Alias]

Barry Norman
Barry Took
Barry Manillow
Barry White...



..erm..


Michael Barrymore.

[christopher]

JJ

Von Pauluas when he knew he was fucked at Stalingrad

Heydrich

Mitchel the spitfire desginer

Gordon Ramasy