You are very astute sir. though I don't know about "working on", ten minutes of jotting down some old bollocks would be a more accurate description.Alias wrote:ravenlunatic wrote:……”I know” said Julian suddenly, “in order to create an image that more accurately reflects young people in the 21st century, we could call ourselves ……The Sensitive Six!”
Anne scowled at Julian “I’m sick of your stupid ideas you wanker”. Dick said nothing and George just sat in the corner as she was feeling a bit weepy
“In case you haven’t noticed, you big cock, there’s only four of us, five if you include the dog” continued Anne.
“Oh yes, we must include the dog!” exclaimed Dick, “Whats this one called again?”
“Timmy!” said Julian and Anne together. “Well its not Timmy is it? Replied Dick, “if it was Timmy he’d be about a fucking million dog years old now wouldn’t he? We’ve been doing this old bollocks since 1942 after all”
George wiped her nose on the curtains and looked up “Its not the same without the original Timmy” she mumbled glumly.
Dick looked at the others, stood up as if to make himself look important and said in a loud voice “well I like the new dog, he’s a breath of fresh air as far as I’m concerned”
Julian looked frustrated, “well I don’t really like him, he’s got no fur” he said. “Well he’s a fucking sight better than the last one” said Anne, shaking her head in disbelief “he used to get right on my tits, always poncing about and making odd noises” she went on.
“Oh yes!” they all agreed. “There” said Julian, "we’re all agreed on that one at least, hoofuckingray!”
“Yes, lets not argue anymore” Said Dick, “lets just agree that poor old Timmy was great but he’s gone and he’s not coming back and we should all just try to get on and not wind each other up too much, and simply enjoy ourselves while we have the chance”.
“Hurrah!!” they all cried together Even George was starting to cheer up now, and it looked like a new adventure was about to begin.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door, Julian opened it to see a familiar figure silhouetted against the bright sunshine, “why its uncle Jim from Yorkshire!” exclaimed Julian with delight, “what wizard japes we’ll have now with your help uncle Jim!”
“Ayup, children” said uncle Jim, “I hope you haven’t been arguing again, you should all be nice to each other”
“Oh no uncle Jim” replied the four children together, we’re getting on famously now”
“That’s good” said uncle Jim, “now where’s that dog of yours? He’s a good dog………….of course he’s not as good as the old one you used to have in the old days”…………………..Brilliant word-smithery Mr.Blyton. And a wee message or two hidden in there as well, if I'm not mistaken? You been working on that since the "Sensitive 6" catch-all phrase was so gracefuly coined? Great work
oh, and
FREE THE SENSITIVE 6!
Wadey's got to be in there too, surely?
Anyway, I think the Sensitive Six are so last week. The real action is with The Supercillious Seven!
