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I bought a map of the world. I pinned it to the wall and said to my wife “Here, throw this dart at it, wherever it lands, I’ll take you there once all this virus business is finished”.

Turns out we’re spending a fortnight behind the fridge.
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I dreamt last night I was eating a giant sized marshmallow. I woke up and my pillow had disappeared! :shock:

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Q: Which Shakespearean character (or Shakespearo) killed the greatest number of chickens?

A: Hamlet's uncle, for he did murder most foul.

(In homage to Bob Dylan's latest release).
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Summer Dreamer wrote:
28 Mar 2020, 14:16

(In homage to Bob Dylan's latest release).
Thanx for the heads up :smt006
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In a similar fashion to the NHS appreciation the other night, tomorrow there will be a request for everyone to stand on their doorstep and give a clap for all the delivery drivers out there doing their bit.

The applause will take place any time between 6AM and 9PM.
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I was at the supermarket buying essential products earlier on, and I saw the remaining Chuckle Brother near the frozen food section.

I wanted to get a selfie with him, but as I approached him he put his arm out and said "Oi! Two metres, you."
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