Banana - Not True!

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Banana - Not True!

Post by Greenery » 21 Mar 2006, 04:43

Okay, so now I've just read here in someone's post that at a show Hugh crammed a banana up an audience member's arse because he was heckling the band. I can't believe that - would someone really allow that to happen?...Like he willingly dropped his pants? Either it's not true or the Stranglers have quite the tendency to happily humiliate their audience...

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Post by theraven1979 » 21 Mar 2006, 09:10

It's not like you`d stand there and say yeah go on stick it right up! - Mind you some people probably would (mention no names!). But when you have JJ, Hugh and Jet holding you you ain`t got a load of choices have you?

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Post by LAIDBLACKINKENT » 21 Mar 2006, 15:06

I remember this story being told in the No Mercy book(straight from the horses mouths?) and also seeing a picture of the deed posted somewhere or am i dreaming this. I agree with Jim, would you argue with Jet / jj ??
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Post by paulinblack » 21 Mar 2006, 15:15

Personally, I'd rather get a kicking and sue for millions rather than having my arse invaded ! And if you're not thinking the same then you're all a bunch of poofs !!!!

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Post by LAIDBLACKINKENT » 21 Mar 2006, 15:25

Well said sweety !!!!!
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Post by theraven1979 » 21 Mar 2006, 15:30

Did penetration occur though?

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paulinblack wrote:Personally, I'd rather get a kicking and sue for millions rather than having my arse invaded ! And if you're not thinking the same then you're all a bunch of poofs !!!!

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Post by Little Miss Mess » 21 Mar 2006, 16:06

LAIDBLACKINKENT wrote:I remember this story being told in the No Mercy book(straight from the horses mouths?) and also seeing a picture of the deed posted somewhere or am i dreaming this. I agree with Jim, would you argue with Jet / jj ??
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Post by LAIDBLACKINKENT » 21 Mar 2006, 16:10

Thanks for the pic ..that's the one i remember & it still makes my eyes water at the sight!!
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Post by Alias » 26 May 2011, 10:51

paulinblack wrote:Personally, I'd rather get a kicking and sue for millions rather than having my arse invaded ! And if you're not thinking the same then you're all a bunch of poofs !!!!

Paul

I've got to agree.
And, furthermore, I'm pretty fucken sure I couldn't stick a banana up another man's hole either.
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Re: Banana - Not True!

Post by Détective Privé » 26 May 2011, 11:12

I've always hoped this public humiliation homosexual banana stuff was just an ugly legend but it seems to be true.
Not the best part of the Stranglers story, I think. :?
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Re: Banana - Not True!

Post by theraven1979 » 26 May 2011, 12:04

You certainly wouldn't be able to get away with that these days!

Jim *and i've tried!* :lol:
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Re: Banana - Not True!

Post by theraven1979 » 26 May 2011, 12:04

How do you know the banana was homosexual?

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Détective Privé wrote:I've always hoped this public humiliation homosexual banana stuff was just an ugly legend but it seems to be true.
Not the best part of the Stranglers story, I think. :?
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