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by sewer rat
10 Apr 2016, 13:46
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: misheard lyrics
Replies: 15
Views: 4113

misheard lyrics

way back in the 70's and early 80's i had the shittiest record player known to man and it wasn't till years later when i could upgrade, that i realised that i had totally misheard lyrics....here's a few examples.... the song DISORDER on The Exploited's Troops of Tomorrow album...at the start, Wattie...
by sewer rat
10 Apr 2016, 13:32
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: ugly wife jokes
Replies: 25
Views: 3171

ugly wife jokes

my wife is so ugly her face has to be pixelated i'm not saying my wife is ugly but, when she went to America last week, there were officially 51 states. ok, i'm not saying she's fat but, her arse has it's own post code i've been telling her she's beautiful for so long now that i'm actually starting ...
by sewer rat
10 Apr 2016, 13:19
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: help with cockney speak
Replies: 12
Views: 3034

help with cockney speak

me and a couple of mates (from Scotland) are off to London in a few weeks, so if there's any Cockneys out there that want to share some patter before we go....that would be kushtie.......cheers
by sewer rat
10 Apr 2016, 13:08
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: GENUINE country n western songs
Replies: 9
Views: 2456

Re: GENUINE country n western songs

hold on there pardner while ah get ma records out.....NOT!!! - she's actin' single and i'm drinkin' doubles - i still miss you baby but my aim is gettin' better - i wouldn't take her to a dogfight 'cos i'm afraid she might win - i'm so miserable without you, it's like havin' you here - my head hurts...
by sewer rat
10 Apr 2016, 12:59
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: are these books and authours for REAL!!
Replies: 18
Views: 4338

Re: are these books and authours for REAL!!

ha ha. good stuff.....have you read these ones.....colonic irrigation by Wilma Bumburst, tory and proud by Wattie Fudd, problems with premature ejaculation by Mee Kum Kwik (Korean), blood and pus by Lance Boyle, the party's over by Johnny Torn
by sewer rat
10 Apr 2016, 00:03
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: are these books and authours for REAL!!
Replies: 18
Views: 4338

are these books and authours for REAL!!

Chinese Farming by Woo Flung Dung
Stuck In A Lift with Boris Johnson by Helen Earth
The German Flasher by Helmut Schoen
Semen On The Pillow by Mr. Completely
Bad Diet Tips by Etta Pavlova
I Heart Immodium by Di Rea
Line Dancing In Dubai by Sheikh Alleg

.................anymore?????
by sewer rat
09 Apr 2016, 23:45
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: GENUINE country n western songs
Replies: 9
Views: 2456

GENUINE country n western songs

- i went back to my fourth wife for the third time and gave her a second chance to make a first class fool out of me. - i've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back in my bed while cryin' over you. - i wanna check you for ticks. - tequilla makes her clothes fall off. - she thinks my tractor's sex...
by sewer rat
09 Apr 2016, 00:09
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Non - Stranglers - Song of The Day
Replies: 1676
Views: 102452

Re: Non - Stranglers - Song of The Day

Vintage Wine by Closterkeller.....if you haven't heard it, i thoroughly recommend it
by sewer rat
08 Apr 2016, 14:31
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: chants from an ice cream van
Replies: 43
Views: 6106

chants from an ice cream van

as we all know, the stranglers used to tour around the uk in Jet's ice cream van. The other day, me and a mate were talking about that and i said..."i wonder if they turned up at gigs with the 'chime' playing". This got the conversation taking a stupid but funny turn. We started naming Str...
by sewer rat
06 Apr 2016, 14:38
Forum: Gigography
Topic: 1st STRANGLERS GIG
Replies: 219
Views: 120649

Re: 1st STRANGLERS GIG

this wasn't quite my first stranglers gig but i'd like to share this anyway. it was at the edinburgh playhouse october 1986. ma brother turned up at ma flat looking like what could only be described as a cross between a black panther militant and an urban terrorist. ah pissed maself laughing and sai...
by sewer rat
06 Apr 2016, 00:00
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: The hight Of Goth (1984)
Replies: 15
Views: 3095

Re: The hight Of Goth (1984)

although i love the stranglers and pretty much all punk 77-83/84...i did have a great time during the mid 80's goth/post punk scene. it was a turning point for me. the punk scene had all but gone and i felt i'd got everything out of it that i could. getting into these bands was like starting all ove...