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all women are bad.the cramps

my neighbours kids are like the children of the damned
the way they stare.creepy little fuckers.

Mrs Foxbottom's 19 year old daughter is in the garden topless sunbathing... Only problem is she has hairy armpits, chronic acne and smells like a dead rat... She's a total minger too and likes Depeche Mode.. Do any of your next door nieghbours young daughters smell crappy too? Worse still, do they ...

on a fuckin bus .

porkymeat wrote:

T.F.P.R.H.G wrote:

porkymeat wrote:Dolly's breasts were fantastic.

did they sing a couple of songs ?

Apparently accusations of miming are being circulated.

from here tits

porkymeat wrote:Dolly's breasts were fantastic.

did they sing a couple of songs ?

My next door neighbour Mrs Gertrude Foxbottom is smelly, fat and ugly... Do any of you have smelly next door neighbours? Do they have odd surnames? What music do they play on their tinny 1970's transistor radio's in the garden that annoys you most... Mrs Gertrude Foxbottom is rather fond of Motorhe...

stop having a pop at my second fav band you old buggers

there will be alot of disapointed teenage boys .

Any other takers fancy meeting up for a beer beforehand? Having commuted there once in a while for a number of years, I have yet to step inside a pub in Reading. Looks like there's one very close to the venue called the Hope Tap, but I don't know anything about it. It's Wetherspoons, which can put ...

tchaikovsky and abit of david cassidy

mr. caves a window cleaner now. half man half custard cream