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- 10 Apr 2016, 13:46
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: misheard lyrics
- Replies: 15
- Views: 4156
misheard lyrics
way back in the 70's and early 80's i had the shittiest record player known to man and it wasn't till years later when i could upgrade, that i realised that i had totally misheard lyrics....here's a few examples.... the song DISORDER on The Exploited's Troops of Tomorrow album...at the start, Wattie...
- 10 Apr 2016, 13:32
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: ugly wife jokes
- Replies: 25
- Views: 3201
ugly wife jokes
my wife is so ugly her face has to be pixelated i'm not saying my wife is ugly but, when she went to America last week, there were officially 51 states. ok, i'm not saying she's fat but, her arse has it's own post code i've been telling her she's beautiful for so long now that i'm actually starting ...
- 10 Apr 2016, 13:19
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: help with cockney speak
- Replies: 12
- Views: 3060
help with cockney speak
me and a couple of mates (from Scotland) are off to London in a few weeks, so if there's any Cockneys out there that want to share some patter before we go....that would be kushtie.......cheers
- 10 Apr 2016, 13:08
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: GENUINE country n western songs
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2476
Re: GENUINE country n western songs
hold on there pardner while ah get ma records out.....NOT!!! - she's actin' single and i'm drinkin' doubles - i still miss you baby but my aim is gettin' better - i wouldn't take her to a dogfight 'cos i'm afraid she might win - i'm so miserable without you, it's like havin' you here - my head hurts...
- 10 Apr 2016, 12:59
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: are these books and authours for REAL!!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 4408
Re: are these books and authours for REAL!!
ha ha. good stuff.....have you read these ones.....colonic irrigation by Wilma Bumburst, tory and proud by Wattie Fudd, problems with premature ejaculation by Mee Kum Kwik (Korean), blood and pus by Lance Boyle, the party's over by Johnny Torn
- 10 Apr 2016, 00:03
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: are these books and authours for REAL!!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 4408
are these books and authours for REAL!!
Chinese Farming by Woo Flung Dung
Stuck In A Lift with Boris Johnson by Helen Earth
The German Flasher by Helmut Schoen
Semen On The Pillow by Mr. Completely
Bad Diet Tips by Etta Pavlova
I Heart Immodium by Di Rea
Line Dancing In Dubai by Sheikh Alleg
.................anymore?????
Stuck In A Lift with Boris Johnson by Helen Earth
The German Flasher by Helmut Schoen
Semen On The Pillow by Mr. Completely
Bad Diet Tips by Etta Pavlova
I Heart Immodium by Di Rea
Line Dancing In Dubai by Sheikh Alleg
.................anymore?????
- 09 Apr 2016, 23:45
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: GENUINE country n western songs
- Replies: 9
- Views: 2476
GENUINE country n western songs
- i went back to my fourth wife for the third time and gave her a second chance to make a first class fool out of me. - i've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back in my bed while cryin' over you. - i wanna check you for ticks. - tequilla makes her clothes fall off. - she thinks my tractor's sex...
- 09 Apr 2016, 00:09
- Forum: Other Bands
- Topic: Non - Stranglers - Song of The Day
- Replies: 1676
- Views: 103910
Re: Non - Stranglers - Song of The Day
Vintage Wine by Closterkeller.....if you haven't heard it, i thoroughly recommend it
- 08 Apr 2016, 14:31
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: chants from an ice cream van
- Replies: 43
- Views: 6218
chants from an ice cream van
as we all know, the stranglers used to tour around the uk in Jet's ice cream van. The other day, me and a mate were talking about that and i said..."i wonder if they turned up at gigs with the 'chime' playing". This got the conversation taking a stupid but funny turn. We started naming Str...
- 06 Apr 2016, 14:38
- Forum: Gigography
- Topic: 1st STRANGLERS GIG
- Replies: 219
- Views: 130757
Re: 1st STRANGLERS GIG
this wasn't quite my first stranglers gig but i'd like to share this anyway. it was at the edinburgh playhouse october 1986. ma brother turned up at ma flat looking like what could only be described as a cross between a black panther militant and an urban terrorist. ah pissed maself laughing and sai...
- 06 Apr 2016, 00:00
- Forum: Other Bands
- Topic: The hight Of Goth (1984)
- Replies: 15
- Views: 3126
Re: The hight Of Goth (1984)
although i love the stranglers and pretty much all punk 77-83/84...i did have a great time during the mid 80's goth/post punk scene. it was a turning point for me. the punk scene had all but gone and i felt i'd got everything out of it that i could. getting into these bands was like starting all ove...