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Does anyone know how much a cab would be from Paddington? Fekkin pissed up tube workers :fingers: Paddington to Shepherd's Bush by black cab should be between £5 and £8 depending on the traffic, which depends on the time of day. If it's rush hour, you could get stuck. Ideally the cabbie will take...

A traveling salesman knocks on the door of a house and after a few seconds the door is opened by a ten-year-old boy wearing a pink tutu and holding a bottle of whisky in one hand and a spliff in the other. Naturally the salesman is taken aback by this sight and when he composes himself asks "E...

A PRIEST decides to take a walk to the pier near his church. He looks around and finally stops to watch a FISHERMAN load his boat. The fisherman notices, and asks the priest if he would like to join him for a couple of hours. The priest agrees. The fisherman asks if the priest has ever fished befor...