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by kjblack
28 Sep 2016, 15:37
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Big Sam The Greed Of The Beautiful Game
Replies: 12
Views: 2335

Re: Big Sam The Greed Of The Beautiful Game

When it comes to money and sex, only too much is ever enough.

Hope Big Sam is getting enough of the other.
by kjblack
23 Sep 2016, 13:28
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...
Replies: 102
Views: 13553

Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...

Watched The Office last night. It's Comic Relief day and big Keith from accounts is in the rest room (dressed as Ali G) advising Dawn to be careful with language on her projected trip to America. "In America your fanny means your arse...(raises a Scotch egg to his mouth)...It's not your minge " bite...
by kjblack
16 Sep 2016, 17:21
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: The Beginning of Autumn : Caption Competion
Replies: 10
Views: 1766

Re: The Beginning of Autumn : Caption Competion

Shometimesh, you're gonna get shome shtick.

A wee shmack ish not the worsht thing you can do to a woman.
by kjblack
26 Aug 2016, 11:45
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: worst record sleeves....EVER!!!!
Replies: 18
Views: 4053

Re: worst record sleeves....EVER!!!!

droopsnoot wrote:Some cracking examples here: http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topi ... 3&t=725999
Actually quite like The Spinners one.

Smiles that big are infectious.
by kjblack
25 Aug 2016, 10:04
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Skids tour next year
Replies: 20
Views: 4244

Re: Skids tour next year

Been reading a biog of Bill Nelson recently, there was a great mutual respect between Bill and Stuart. Bill was/is a superb guitarist and formed Be Bop Deluxe who made it reasonably big in the 70s and SA apparently was a huge admirer. I always much preferred Bill Nelson's Red Noise and his later so...
by kjblack
04 Aug 2016, 10:50
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2061
Views: 183358

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Indian swimming pool attendant - Hanjer Bandin.
by kjblack
17 Jul 2016, 18:00
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: famous people you have met.
Replies: 38
Views: 6816

Re: famous people you have met.

I've met the actor who played Sinbad the window cleaner from Brookside.

A nice man, very similar to Sinbad the window cleaner from Brookside.
by kjblack
14 Jul 2016, 18:54
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: 56 hours a week
Replies: 23
Views: 3816

Re: 56 hours a week

jesus Christ you guys....ever heard the saying..."you'll get plenty sleep when your dead?"...... Yep, also heard 'I'll sleep when I die'. Thing is though, you won't, you'll die and you won't feel knackered, energetic or anything :D Fatigue is a fucker so if you deprive yourself of sleep deliberatel...
by kjblack
14 Jul 2016, 18:38
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: 56 hours a week
Replies: 23
Views: 3816

Re: 56 hours a week

sewer rat wrote:you sure you're in your mid thirties....ye sound like ma fkn granddad mate.....the best way to garauntee a good night sleep is to hava a wank first....never fails. always best to wait till the wife drops off first tho ha ha ha
:smt005
by kjblack
14 Jul 2016, 18:32
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: England Euro 2016- "Permission and Fighting"
Replies: 58
Views: 7474

Re: England Euro 2016- "Permission and Fighting"

England have tried "going Continental" with a passing game and coaches like Ericsson and Capello, to no avail. BFS would harness the virtues of the English game. Much admiration was given to Wales, NI, ROI and Iceland for displaying these virtues. England have better players than those teams so the...
by kjblack
14 Jul 2016, 15:17
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: England Euro 2016- "Permission and Fighting"
Replies: 58
Views: 7474

Re: England Euro 2016- "Permission and Fighting"

England have tried "going Continental" with a passing game and coaches like Ericsson and Capello, to no avail. BFS would harness the virtues of the English game. Much admiration was given to Wales, NI, ROI and Iceland for displaying these virtues. England have better players than those teams so the ...
by kjblack
10 Jul 2016, 15:17
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: 54 hours a week
Replies: 17
Views: 3093

Re: 54 hours a week

mickinblack wrote:Join a union
Exactly!

(Or start one.)