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When it comes to money and sex, only too much is ever enough.

Hope Big Sam is getting enough of the other.

Watched The Office last night. It's Comic Relief day and big Keith from accounts is in the rest room (dressed as Ali G) advising Dawn to be careful with language on her projected trip to America. "In America your fanny means your arse...(raises a Scotch egg to his mouth)...It's not your minge " bite...

Shometimesh, you're gonna get shome shtick.

A wee shmack ish not the worsht thing you can do to a woman.

droopsnoot wrote:Some cracking examples here: http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topi ... 3&t=725999

Actually quite like The Spinners one.

Smiles that big are infectious.

Been reading a biog of Bill Nelson recently, there was a great mutual respect between Bill and Stuart. Bill was/is a superb guitarist and formed Be Bop Deluxe who made it reasonably big in the 70s and SA apparently was a huge admirer. I always much preferred Bill Nelson's Red Noise and his later so...

Indian swimming pool attendant - Hanjer Bandin.

I've met the actor who played Sinbad the window cleaner from Brookside.

A nice man, very similar to Sinbad the window cleaner from Brookside.

jesus Christ you guys....ever heard the saying..."you'll get plenty sleep when your dead?"...... Yep, also heard 'I'll sleep when I die'. Thing is though, you won't, you'll die and you won't feel knackered, energetic or anything :D Fatigue is a fucker so if you deprive yourself of sleep deliberatel...

sewer rat wrote:you sure you're in your mid thirties....ye sound like ma fkn granddad mate.....the best way to garauntee a good night sleep is to hava a wank first....never fails. always best to wait till the wife drops off first tho ha ha ha

England have tried "going Continental" with a passing game and coaches like Ericsson and Capello, to no avail. BFS would harness the virtues of the English game. Much admiration was given to Wales, NI, ROI and Iceland for displaying these virtues. England have better players than those teams so the...

England have tried "going Continental" with a passing game and coaches like Ericsson and Capello, to no avail. BFS would harness the virtues of the English game. Much admiration was given to Wales, NI, ROI and Iceland for displaying these virtues. England have better players than those teams so the ...

mickinblack wrote:Join a union

Exactly!

(Or start one.)