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by kjblack
18 May 2013, 19:51
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2116
Views: 199105

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

droopsnoot wrote:I've just started playing triangle in a reggae band.

I just stand there and ting.

Good one.
by kjblack
16 May 2013, 11:44
Forum: Stranglers Polls
Topic: I got into the Stranglers in......
Replies: 116
Views: 36211

Re: I got into the Stranglers in......

As a young foetus.
by kjblack
12 May 2013, 20:18
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Watford FC
Replies: 17
Views: 1168

Re: Watford FC

As a football fan you just live for days like this.
If you're a lifelong Watford fan you'll have seen a few ups and downs, enjoy this "up."
I envy you tonight.
by kjblack
12 May 2013, 10:47
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Last book read
Replies: 691
Views: 93282

Re: Last book read

Bag Lady wrote:
kjblack wrote:
Bag Lady wrote:The Mating Game – Why Men Want Sex and Women Want Love by Allan and Barbara Pease

Well, that sorted that out!


:evil: :smt004 :smt052 :smt036 :smt011 :smt102 :smt005

Did you read that book in just three hours ?
Well, the section on men only took 3 minutes :lol:
Well played !
by kjblack
12 May 2013, 09:00
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Last book read
Replies: 691
Views: 93282

Re: Last book read

Bag Lady wrote:The Mating Game – Why Men Want Sex and Women Want Love by Allan and Barbara Pease

Well, that sorted that out!


:evil: :smt004 :smt052 :smt036 :smt011 :smt102 :smt005

Did you read that book in just three hours ?
by kjblack
10 May 2013, 18:03
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Things you fecken love..........
Replies: 930
Views: 87634

Re: Things you fecken love..........

Big Bang Theory.
by kjblack
09 May 2013, 18:01
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: U2
Replies: 34
Views: 2635

Re: U2

Not a particular fan but they're undisputably a good band.
Bono is a charismatic figure who gets, I think, a lot of unfair criticism.
He uses his fame to try and do good and no matter what you think of his personality, his heart is in the right place.
by kjblack
08 May 2013, 23:00
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Sir Alex Ferguson retires.
Replies: 19
Views: 1588

Re: Sir Alex Ferguson retires.

One of the all time great managers.
But possibly the least likeable of the all time great managers.
by kjblack
05 May 2013, 11:18
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Your fave cartoon series, theme music!
Replies: 40
Views: 2817

Re: Your fave cartoon series, theme music!

Roobarb and Custard.
Had a mate who looked like Roobarb - we used to sing this theme to him whenever he walked in the pub.
by kjblack
03 May 2013, 20:56
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Non - Stranglers - Song of The Day
Replies: 1676
Views: 79566

Re: Non - Stranglers - Song of The Day

Did you see them when they supported The Stranglers, Scotticus ? 1978 I think. Along with Wilko the best support act I've seen.[/quote] Missed them on the Black and White tour KJ. They were meant to be supporting The Stranglers at the Glasgow Apollo but Bill Simpson the bass player got attacked in B...
by kjblack
03 May 2013, 20:20
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Non - Stranglers - Song of The Day
Replies: 1676
Views: 79566

Re: Non - Stranglers - Song of The Day

scotticusnorvegicus wrote:
kjblack wrote:The Skids : Into the Valley
Good taste ! :smt023
Did you see them when they supported The Stranglers, Scotticus ? 1978 I think. Along with Wilko the best support act I've seen.
by kjblack
03 May 2013, 17:18
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2116
Views: 199105

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Guy drops into his local for a pint after church. He has a newly blackened eye. Barman asks,"How'd you manage to get a black eye in church ?" "Well, when we got up for the first hymn I noticed that the woman in the aisle in front had her dress caught between the cracks of her arse, so...