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by kjblack
01 Apr 2017, 17:25
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: WHAT THE FCUK ARE YOU LOT LISTENIN TO - When it's not the fucking Stranglers??!
Replies: 4889
Views: 223555

Re: WHAT THE FCUK ARE YOU LOT LISTENIN TO - When it's not the fucking Stranglers??!

Early Jam.

I think the unloved second album, This is The Modern World, is under-rated.
by kjblack
10 Mar 2017, 19:17
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Which Football Club Do You Support?
Replies: 32
Views: 5918

Re: Which Football Club Do You Support?

Bobinblack wrote:
10 Mar 2017, 10:29
davidwoo wrote:
24 Feb 2017, 22:14
leeds united
Good man :grin:

Noticed on Facebook that Ian Grant's a Brighton fan. Leeds play Brighton the day after the Stranglers gig in Leeds 8)
Bloody Leeds, the Damned United.

A fitting team to support for a Stranglers fan.
by kjblack
02 Mar 2017, 08:20
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: 1st March 2017 : Caption Competition
Replies: 2
Views: 776

Re: 1st March 2017 : Caption Competition

I FEEL LIKE A MOG
by kjblack
17 Feb 2017, 12:05
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1981
Views: 149830

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A man holidays in Bangkok and visits a massage parlour.

He's taken to a private room and undresses. He asks the pretty masseuse if there are any 'extras'.

"You want wank? Ten dolla' mo' "

He hands over the money and she leaves the room.

Ten minutes later the masseuse returns.

"You feenish?"
by kjblack
17 Feb 2017, 10:56
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1981
Views: 149830

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A man meaning to take some liquid Viagra by mistake takes some Tippex.

There are no ill effects except that next morning he wakes up with a massive correction.
by kjblack
18 Dec 2016, 21:31
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: GIGS,GIGS AND MORE GIGS!
Replies: 405
Views: 37469

Re: GIGS,GIGS AND MORE GIGS!

I saw the Red Hot Chili Peppers in Manchester on Wednesday. They were superb. A great sound for what is basically drum, bass and voice. Guitar was quite low in the mix and the keyboard was low too playing chords to fill the sound out a touch. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk Did you see the sup...
by kjblack
28 Nov 2016, 23:04
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: 70's/80's sweeties
Replies: 17
Views: 2612

Re: 70's/80's sweeties

MB bars?

(Or were they a local delicacy?)
by kjblack
20 Nov 2016, 21:50
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: My Annual Miranda Hart award for unfunniest comic.
Replies: 25
Views: 3467

Re: My Annual Miranda Hart award for unfunniest comic.

Sir Lenny Henry.

Hasn't made me laugh since he impersonated (Sir) Trevor McDonot in TISWAS.
by kjblack
18 Nov 2016, 00:54
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Word Association Football...
Replies: 29474
Views: 656680

Re: Word Association Football...

Dying

(...a slow death. As in the quality of new posts in this forum.)
by kjblack
29 Oct 2016, 19:13
Forum: Stranglers Polls
Topic: Favorite song on the Raven?
Replies: 31
Views: 7857

Re: Favorite song on the Raven?

Genetix for me although totally get why most go for Raven. Genetix is a favourite on this forum, as is Four Horsemen and, recently, Enough Time. All tracks that would not be considered favourites on release and considered in the current context of disillusionment with favourites like Peaches, etc. ...
by kjblack
28 Sep 2016, 15:37
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Big Sam The Greed Of The Beautiful Game
Replies: 12
Views: 1940

Re: Big Sam The Greed Of The Beautiful Game

When it comes to money and sex, only too much is ever enough.

Hope Big Sam is getting enough of the other.
by kjblack
23 Sep 2016, 13:28
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...
Replies: 102
Views: 11982

Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...

Watched The Office last night. It's Comic Relief day and big Keith from accounts is in the rest room (dressed as Ali G) advising Dawn to be careful with language on her projected trip to America. "In America your fanny means your arse...(raises a Scotch egg to his mouth)...It's not your minge " bite...