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Early Jam.

I think the unloved second album, This is The Modern World, is under-rated.

Bobinblack wrote: ↑

10 Mar 2017, 10:29

davidwoo wrote: ↑

24 Feb 2017, 22:14

leeds united

Good man

Noticed on Facebook that Ian Grant's a Brighton fan. Leeds play Brighton the day after the Stranglers gig in Leeds

Bloody Leeds, the Damned United.

A fitting team to support for a Stranglers fan.

I FEEL LIKE A MOG

A man holidays in Bangkok and visits a massage parlour.

He's taken to a private room and undresses. He asks the pretty masseuse if there are any 'extras'.

"You want wank? Ten dolla' mo' "

He hands over the money and she leaves the room.

Ten minutes later the masseuse returns.

"You feenish?"

A man meaning to take some liquid Viagra by mistake takes some Tippex.

There are no ill effects except that next morning he wakes up with a massive correction.

I saw the Red Hot Chili Peppers in Manchester on Wednesday. They were superb. A great sound for what is basically drum, bass and voice. Guitar was quite low in the mix and the keyboard was low too playing chords to fill the sound out a touch. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk Did you see the sup...

MB bars?

(Or were they a local delicacy?)

Sir Lenny Henry.

Hasn't made me laugh since he impersonated (Sir) Trevor McDonot in TISWAS.

Dying

(...a slow death. As in the quality of new posts in this forum.)

Genetix for me although totally get why most go for Raven. Genetix is a favourite on this forum, as is Four Horsemen and, recently, Enough Time. All tracks that would not be considered favourites on release and considered in the current context of disillusionment with favourites like Peaches, etc. ...

When it comes to money and sex, only too much is ever enough.

Hope Big Sam is getting enough of the other.

Watched The Office last night. It's Comic Relief day and big Keith from accounts is in the rest room (dressed as Ali G) advising Dawn to be careful with language on her projected trip to America. "In America your fanny means your arse...(raises a Scotch egg to his mouth)...It's not your minge " bite...