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by Summer Dreamer
09 Jun 2015, 16:56
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Who'll have the last word thread?
Replies: 140
Views: 11478

Re: Who'll have the last word thread?

elvisintheclouds wrote:Well that was easy...
Oh no it wasn't...
by Summer Dreamer
08 Jun 2015, 18:37
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: What are you doing right now?
Replies: 30
Views: 4259

Re: What are you doing right now?

Breathing.
by Summer Dreamer
07 Jun 2015, 01:07
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Who'll have the last word thread?
Replies: 140
Views: 11478

Re: Who'll have the last word thread?

elvisintheclouds wrote:And invincible in your inevitability.
And twisting in your sobriety.
by Summer Dreamer
07 May 2015, 13:57
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Am I mad or a gent? (Part 2)
Replies: 11
Views: 1010

Re: Am I mad or a gent? (Part 2)

I was in my local Sainsburys as I needed to buy some trousers for work. I went into the changing rooms, dropped my old kegs and was about to try on the new uns and the curtain opened. There standing in front of me was Scarlett Johanson clad only in her underwear. She blushed, apologised for the int...
by Summer Dreamer
07 May 2015, 13:50
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: What time are you going to Vote on Thursday ?
Replies: 46
Views: 3993

Re: What time are you going to Vote on Thursday ?

At approximately 9:53pm I would think...
by Summer Dreamer
29 Apr 2015, 13:58
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2112
Views: 197611

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

droopsnoot wrote:What's the difference between Keith Harris and Rolf Harris?

One was a children's entertainer that spent a lot of time with his hand up a young bird, the other was a ventriloquist.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Summer Dreamer
29 Apr 2015, 13:49
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: ED Miliband
Replies: 38
Views: 4608

Re: ED Miliband

yesican wrote:Just one question?...who is Eds Miliband ?thought it was Ed Miliband...lol
Ed Miliband + Ed Balls = Eds Miliband + Balls

Hope this helps.

Cheers 8)
by Summer Dreamer
28 Apr 2015, 21:44
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: ED Miliband
Replies: 38
Views: 4608

Re: ED Miliband

Anyone who considers voting for a party containing Eds Miliband and Balls needs their head seriously examined IMHO...
by Summer Dreamer
28 Apr 2015, 15:01
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2112
Views: 197611

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Orville was not on hand to comment.
by Summer Dreamer
27 Apr 2015, 22:07
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2112
Views: 197611

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

droopsnoot wrote:"Knock Knock".

"Who's there?"

"The pilot . . . and I don't like your altitude!!"



(too soon?)
by Summer Dreamer
01 Apr 2015, 22:23
Forum: Stranglers Polls
Topic: Worse Stranglers "career move"
Replies: 119
Views: 170445

Re: Re:

Worst career move they ever made was the decision not to swear in their songs..... think about it, the first four albums were littered with foul language, 'shit', 'fuck' & 'fucking' being the most common ones (although I'm struggling to think of anything on 'Black & White'.doh!)...also used...
by Summer Dreamer
24 Mar 2015, 18:34
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Things you fecken hate..........
Replies: 3594
Views: 210850

Re: Things you fecken hate..........

Occupants of cars (and other road vehicles) who throw their rubbish (incl. cig ends) out the window... feckin h8 the barstewards.. :evil: