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by zontar
12 Jan 2010, 01:06
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Ian Dury biopic-starts January 8th.
Replies: 35
Views: 1581

Re: Ian Dury biopic-starts January 8th.

Always enjoy his bit on Hugh's "Wrong Way Round." Sounded a bit sloshed on the STRANGLERS & FRIENDS cd.
by zontar
06 Jan 2010, 00:55
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: HANDBAGS ARE EVERYWHERE
Replies: 3
Views: 401

Re: HANDBAGS ARE EVERYWHERE

Attempted to slog thru this. Wot haters. Now even more grateful for Jim's site.
by zontar
26 Dec 2009, 00:03
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: What did everyone get?
Replies: 44
Views: 1431

Re: What did everyone get?

Always thot SHAKIN STEVENS should appear tuxedo-clad, martini hoisted, for an album titled "Shakin, Not Stirred."
by zontar
24 Dec 2009, 22:17
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: one for the old punks
Replies: 7
Views: 523

Re: one for the old punks

Condolences, mr bry. Not quite the same, but a severe knee injury two years back taught me what should have been obvious:

Motivation is CRUCIAL to recovery.

Have a STRANGLED Xmas.
by zontar
24 Dec 2009, 00:43
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: one for the old punks
Replies: 7
Views: 523

Re: one for the old punks

Old punks never die, they just pogo into a hip replacement.
by zontar
23 Dec 2009, 00:02
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: What ?
Replies: 24
Views: 1163

Re: What ?

Best I could manage: 'the second decade.' Could've been devised by a hinterlands newsprint columnist.
by zontar
20 Dec 2009, 21:54
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: ...and to all, a black night
Replies: 0
Views: 364

...and to all, a black night

Early German figurines often clad St Nick in black. Primitive Walkmans on his cap blasting RATTUS not perceptible.
by zontar
16 Dec 2009, 22:42
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1947
Views: 138506

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

This is courtesy of yid yuckster David Steinberg.

Why do Jewish princesses close their eyes during sex?

Because they can't bear to see someone else having pleasure.
by zontar
15 Dec 2009, 07:22
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Favourite Serial Killer ?
Replies: 37
Views: 1382

Re: Favourite Serial Killer ?

Gein also "inspired" @ least two other films, The straight-to- video ED GEIN (duh), and the always praised but rarely shown DERANGED. (This would be the '74 one with grizzled B movie vet Roberts Blossom, not the R-rated DERANGED made by a mostly porno cast and crew, which has its own peculiar halluc...
by zontar
13 Dec 2009, 10:09
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: gimme shelter
Replies: 6
Views: 477

Re: gimme shelter

Thanks for correction, mr lunatic.

Think it's seriocomic conjecture, dingy bikers pining to snuff prettyboy rockstars? Hitler was allegedly so pissed after viewing YOU NAZTY SPY that he ordered a hit on the Three Stooges.
by zontar
13 Dec 2009, 02:39
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: gimme shelter
Replies: 6
Views: 477

Re: gimme shelter

Head hogrider Sonny Burgis astutely claims that the Angels were played for chumps. No one ever mentions that an Angel armed w/a knife took down a gunwielding assasin.
by zontar
13 Dec 2009, 02:06
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Favourite Serial Killer ?
Replies: 37
Views: 1382

Re: Favourite Serial Killer ?

With multiple misanthropes to select, the poll still excluded hinterlands antiheo Gary Gilmore, memorialized in the early punk hit GARY GILMORE'S EYES. Fave serial snuffer: late 50's punk and dustman Charlie Starkweather. Inspired two fiims, the respected BADLANDS (w/Charlie Sheen and Sissy Spaceck ...