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by sewer rat
10 Apr 2016, 13:08
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: GENUINE country n western songs
Replies: 9
Views: 1783

Re: GENUINE country n western songs

hold on there pardner while ah get ma records out.....NOT!!! - she's actin' single and i'm drinkin' doubles - i still miss you baby but my aim is gettin' better - i wouldn't take her to a dogfight 'cos i'm afraid she might win - i'm so miserable without you, it's like havin' you here - my head hurts...
by sewer rat
10 Apr 2016, 12:59
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: are these books and authours for REAL!!
Replies: 18
Views: 3210

Re: are these books and authours for REAL!!

ha ha. good stuff.....have you read these ones.....colonic irrigation by Wilma Bumburst, tory and proud by Wattie Fudd, problems with premature ejaculation by Mee Kum Kwik (Korean), blood and pus by Lance Boyle, the party's over by Johnny Torn
by sewer rat
10 Apr 2016, 00:03
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: are these books and authours for REAL!!
Replies: 18
Views: 3210

are these books and authours for REAL!!

Chinese Farming by Woo Flung Dung
Stuck In A Lift with Boris Johnson by Helen Earth
The German Flasher by Helmut Schoen
Semen On The Pillow by Mr. Completely
Bad Diet Tips by Etta Pavlova
I Heart Immodium by Di Rea
Line Dancing In Dubai by Sheikh Alleg

.................anymore?????
by sewer rat
09 Apr 2016, 23:45
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: GENUINE country n western songs
Replies: 9
Views: 1783

GENUINE country n western songs

- i went back to my fourth wife for the third time and gave her a second chance to make a first class fool out of me. - i've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back in my bed while cryin' over you. - i wanna check you for ticks. - tequilla makes her clothes fall off. - she thinks my tractor's sex...
by sewer rat
09 Apr 2016, 00:09
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Non - Stranglers - Song of The Day
Replies: 1676
Views: 78319

Re: Non - Stranglers - Song of The Day

Vintage Wine by Closterkeller.....if you haven't heard it, i thoroughly recommend it
by sewer rat
08 Apr 2016, 23:59
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Name your most recent poo after a famous film.
Replies: 74
Views: 7920

Re: Name your most recent poo after a famous film.

my last shit arrived after a lengthy spell of constipation, so the film i've chosen is very appropriate......28 Days Later.
by sewer rat
08 Apr 2016, 14:31
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: chants from an ice cream van
Replies: 43
Views: 5160

chants from an ice cream van

as we all know, the stranglers used to tour around the uk in Jet's ice cream van. The other day, me and a mate were talking about that and i said..."i wonder if they turned up at gigs with the 'chime' playing". This got the conversation taking a stupid but funny turn. We started naming Stranglers so...
by sewer rat
06 Apr 2016, 14:38
Forum: Gig Archive
Topic: 1st STRANGLERS GIG
Replies: 214
Views: 66998

Re: 1st STRANGLERS GIG

this wasn't quite my first stranglers gig but i'd like to share this anyway. it was at the edinburgh playhouse october 1986. ma brother turned up at ma flat looking like what could only be described as a cross between a black panther militant and an urban terrorist. ah pissed maself laughing and sai...
by sewer rat
06 Apr 2016, 00:00
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: The hight Of Goth (1984)
Replies: 15
Views: 2481

Re: The hight Of Goth (1984)

although i love the stranglers and pretty much all punk 77-83/84...i did have a great time during the mid 80's goth/post punk scene. it was a turning point for me. the punk scene had all but gone and i felt i'd got everything out of it that i could. getting into these bands was like starting all ove...