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by kjblack
27 Mar 2021, 17:00
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2123
Views: 205315

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I was in Japan and went to see a football match. Near the end all the players started attacking and fighting each other.
I said to the guy sitting next to me, "What's going on here?"

He said, " It's three minutes ninjary time. "
by kjblack
08 Dec 2020, 10:31
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Favourite Western? So many to choose.
Replies: 31
Views: 3421

Re: Favourite Western? So many to choose.

The Outlaw Josey Wales.
by kjblack
18 Nov 2020, 13:14
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2123
Views: 205315

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

There was a young lady from Wheeling Who claimed to lack sexual feeling. But a cynic named Boris Just touched her clitoris And she had to be scraped off the ceiling. There once was a Queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier 'Til a Prince from Peru Who came by for a screw Had to hu...
by kjblack
14 Dec 2019, 09:47
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Things you fecken hate..........
Replies: 3602
Views: 216299

Re: Things you fecken hate..........

I fear there was no choice Boody, for many. A potential home Secretary, unaware of having a shoe on the wrong foot, beggars belief. Call me old fashioned but a crucial requirement, for me, is that my home Secretary can put on a pair of shoes, not just two shoes amongst a freshly planted crop of emp...
by kjblack
20 Oct 2019, 18:35
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Things you fecken hate..........
Replies: 3602
Views: 216299

Re: Things you fecken hate..........

Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote: 18 Oct 2019, 03:12
MiB81 wrote: 16 Oct 2019, 10:49
Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote: 16 Oct 2019, 00:44

Glasgae?
Aye
Watch out Uncle Stanley’s aboot, he’ll slash yee innit.
Aye bless yer Sporron like.

Ay is you looking at my beer Cnut?
Worse Glasgow accent than Peaky Blinders.
by kjblack
05 May 2018, 08:37
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: The assassination of Katie Hopkins
Replies: 15
Views: 6627

Re: The assassination of Katie Hopkins

Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote: 04 May 2018, 20:02 I don't really have an opinion on Katie Hopkins but wouldn't lose any sleep if she was assassinated.
That's an opinion.
by kjblack
31 Mar 2018, 08:09
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: WHAT THE FCUK ARE YOU LOT LISTENIN TO - When it's not the fucking Stranglers??!
Replies: 5167
Views: 293547

Re: WHAT THE FCUK ARE YOU LOT LISTENIN TO - When it's not the fucking Stranglers??!

jason wrote: 30 Mar 2018, 23:00 I love Airport but is their other stuff any good?
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First album was rawer and quite rocky, second album (with Airport) more commercial and the third saw a move to more of a keyboard sound.

I like them.
by kjblack
25 Mar 2018, 13:59
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: "The Undertones" what a great band IMHO.
Replies: 6
Views: 2447

Re: "The Undertones" what a great band IMHO.

Saw them live in their heyday and they were excellent. Played Teenage Kicks three times because they had run put of songs. Third encore was delayed - Feargal announced they had to wait on the drummer. "He needed a shite." When he finally ran back on stage, "Did you remember to wipe yo...
by kjblack
25 Feb 2018, 15:40
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: A date for you diary
Replies: 7
Views: 2460

Re: A date for you diary

Liked the name of the kebab shop in Peter Kay's 'Max and Paddy' was it?
'You Can Call Me Halal'.
by kjblack
08 Sep 2017, 12:24
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Kim Jong-Uns barber.
Replies: 3
Views: 1622

Re: Kim Jong-Uns barber.

It's a hairstyle indicative of a mindset that we can neither understand or empathise with.

Clearly not a Stranglers fan.