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I visited the birthplace of the person who invented the electric toothbrush. I was surprised there was no plaque

Patient: "I keep thinking I'm an island off the toe of Italy."
Doctor: "Don't be so silly."

Ok, and whilst we may be on the subject, I was in the local Turkish Vegan restaurant last Tuesday, about 9pm, and when the waiter came over I thought, I'm not taking any of their usual shit, and I shouted, "NO, I don't want to hear anything from you, sir, about the famous Coventry ska revivalists T...

I was at a restaurant last week and the waiter, Tony, asked if I'd like to see the specials. I said "no thanks, I know what I'd like and I don't need that too Tone".

California Son - Morrissey
It's all covers, but Morrissey puts a unique stamp on them. His voice seems to get better with age, and is really quite superlative on this album imho. And there are 3 or 4 very strong stand out tracks.

cerdan6899 wrote: ↑

28 Jun 2019, 20:18

The wife and i have called it a day. She's said she can't put up with my obsession with football anymore and want's a divorce. Can't complain, we've had seventeen good seasons together.

Did you have anyone lined up on the sub's bench?

theraven1979 wrote: ↑

27 Mar 2019, 20:20

Back in black!

Thanks

Jim

Fantastic!

theraven1979 wrote: ↑

26 Mar 2019, 18:05

Finally, if you have donated and you're forum user name isn't in a fetching black colour (as part of the "Site Supporters" group) then let me know and I'll sort it.

Just checking this.

Thanks again Jim for keeping the boards going.

People can say what they like about him, but when I was eight years old Jim fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded in his dressing room... what a guy!

A friend was telling me about popular dog breeds these days, like the Cockapoo - a Cocker Spaniel / poodle cross - and the Labradoodle - a Labrador / Poodle cross.

I said I fancy getting a cross between a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu... but I'm not too sure what to call it...

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