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by PJayBe
27 Mar 2024, 12:26
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 95269

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Last time we went to see the daughter we got to the Ryanair check in desk. The woman asked us if we had reservations. I said yes, but they were still the cheapest.....
by PJayBe
27 Mar 2024, 11:11
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 95269

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Got home from work yesterday and the missus had been on Ebay all day. If she's still on there later I'll have to drop the price.....
by PJayBe
21 Feb 2024, 16:34
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 95269

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I went out with a girl who was a medium. Said so in her vest.
by PJayBe
12 Feb 2024, 17:13
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 95269

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Just tried a new Mary Poppins themed restaurant.

Super cauliflower cheese, but the lobster was atrocious.....
by PJayBe
11 Feb 2024, 17:43
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 95269

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I was watching the rugby yesterday with subtitles on and thought the chap doing it had fallen asleep and landed head down on his keyboard. Then I realised it was the Welsh National Anthem.....
by PJayBe
17 Jan 2024, 18:03
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 95269

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A doctor told me yesterday that if I didn't stop drinking beer I'd end up in hospital.


Mind you, it was his pint.
by PJayBe
01 Dec 2023, 11:18
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 95269

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and an Israeli on a train. Hot day so the Englishman opens the window and a fly comes in. Quick as a flash he whips out a bow and arrow and pins it to the wall. Taking a bow he says, "Jack, best archer in London." Another fly comes in and the Frenchman gets out h...
by PJayBe
24 Nov 2023, 15:20
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 95269

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I once had a job as a wringer out for a one armed window cleaner.
by PJayBe
15 Nov 2023, 10:08
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 95269

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I'm now a fully qualified counterfeiter.

I have the certificate to prove it.....
by PJayBe
04 Oct 2023, 11:27
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 95269

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Life on the dole. It has its benefits.
by PJayBe
25 Sep 2023, 16:32
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 95269

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Spare a thought for poor ole Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair. After arriving in a hotel in Manchester, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary." Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's ver...
by PJayBe
22 Sep 2023, 18:02
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 95269

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Two gay mods are dancing closely in a 60s psych/garage themed nightclub, chatting each other up. One of them says to the other: "What's your favourite song of all time?" The second one says: "You Really Got Me by The Kinks" The first one says: "Oh, have I? Sorry, I'll back o...