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by PJayBe
19 Oct 2020, 17:09
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 189113

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Apparently William Shatner is marrying Stevie Nicks. She will then be known as Stevie Shatner Nicks...
by PJayBe
28 Apr 2020, 09:33
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 189113

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

What sits in a tree and goes "Aaaaaah?"

An owl with a speech impediment.....
by PJayBe
14 Apr 2020, 12:43
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 189113

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Police in London have arrested a man they found on a swing in a children's
playground.

The man claimed he wasn't doing anything wrong, he just self-oscillating.
by PJayBe
06 Nov 2019, 17:48
Forum: For Sale/Swap/Wanted
Topic: IS THE PURPLE HELMETS 1st ALBUM AVAILABLE ON CD OR DOWNLOAD?
Replies: 13
Views: 3744

Re: IS THE PURPLE HELMETS 1st ALBUM AVAILABLE ON CD OR DOWNLOAD?

Ride Again seems phenomenally rare on CD, wish it would be reissued in some form so the band can get paid for it rather than a greedy second hand seller.....
by PJayBe
04 Nov 2019, 14:55
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 189113

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

My wife once told me sex was better when she was on holidays...that wasn't a very nice postcard to get.
by PJayBe
17 Oct 2019, 23:19
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Ginger Baker RIP-possibly the greatest drummer ever?
Replies: 37
Views: 6372

Re: Ginger Baker RIP-possibly the greatest drummer ever?

Certainly the angriest!! Amazing soloist if you like that sort of thing.....
by PJayBe
01 Jul 2019, 22:53
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Glastonbury 2019
Replies: 18
Views: 5090

Re: Glastonbury 2019

Nothing grabbed me at all from the BBC's coverage.
by PJayBe
10 May 2019, 16:04
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 189113

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

And the Lord said to John "Come forth and receive eternal life." However John came fifth and got a toaster.
by PJayBe
03 Apr 2019, 21:05
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 189113

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs..... My wife accused me of being immature, so I told her to get out of my fort. Just asked the wife what she's burning for dinner. Turned out it was my clothes. Honesty may be the best policy, but by a process of elimination, dishonesty is...
by PJayBe
04 Feb 2019, 20:19
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 189113

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A guy was up in court for repeatedly battering his wife. The judge asked him why he kept beating her. He said,

"I don't know, maybe it's my weight and superior footwork......."
by PJayBe
16 Dec 2018, 15:43
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Stranglers v Clash v The Jam v Pistols
Replies: 6
Views: 3387

Re: Stranglers v Clash v The Jam v Pistols

Too difficult. Picked four bands from that era I love and still play regularly. If a gun was put to my head I might have to say The Clash, but in reality it's probably whichever I have listened to most recently!!
by PJayBe
05 Dec 2018, 18:36
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 189113

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

What’s got 25 doors that won’t open?


George Bush’s advent calendar.