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- 19 Oct 2020, 17:09
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
Apparently William Shatner is marrying Stevie Nicks. She will then be known as Stevie Shatner Nicks...
- 28 Apr 2020, 09:33
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
What sits in a tree and goes "Aaaaaah?"
An owl with a speech impediment.....
An owl with a speech impediment.....
- 14 Apr 2020, 12:43
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
Police in London have arrested a man they found on a swing in a children's
playground.
The man claimed he wasn't doing anything wrong, he just self-oscillating.
playground.
The man claimed he wasn't doing anything wrong, he just self-oscillating.
- 06 Nov 2019, 17:48
- Forum: For Sale/Swap/Wanted
- Topic: IS THE PURPLE HELMETS 1st ALBUM AVAILABLE ON CD OR DOWNLOAD?
- Replies: 13
- Views: 4163
Re: IS THE PURPLE HELMETS 1st ALBUM AVAILABLE ON CD OR DOWNLOAD?
Ride Again seems phenomenally rare on CD, wish it would be reissued in some form so the band can get paid for it rather than a greedy second hand seller.....
- 04 Nov 2019, 14:55
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 2112
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
My wife once told me sex was better when she was on holidays...that wasn't a very nice postcard to get.
- 17 Oct 2019, 23:19
- Forum: Other Bands
- Topic: Ginger Baker RIP-possibly the greatest drummer ever?
- Replies: 37
- Views: 7897
Re: Ginger Baker RIP-possibly the greatest drummer ever?
Certainly the angriest!! Amazing soloist if you like that sort of thing.....
- 01 Jul 2019, 22:53
- Forum: Other Bands
- Topic: Glastonbury 2019
- Replies: 18
- Views: 5393
Re: Glastonbury 2019
Nothing grabbed me at all from the BBC's coverage.
- 10 May 2019, 16:04
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 2112
- Views: 197087
Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
And the Lord said to John "Come forth and receive eternal life." However John came fifth and got a toaster.
- 03 Apr 2019, 21:05
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs..... My wife accused me of being immature, so I told her to get out of my fort. Just asked the wife what she's burning for dinner. Turned out it was my clothes. Honesty may be the best policy, but by a process of elimination, dishonesty is...
- 04 Feb 2019, 20:19
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 2112
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
A guy was up in court for repeatedly battering his wife. The judge asked him why he kept beating her. He said,
"I don't know, maybe it's my weight and superior footwork......."
"I don't know, maybe it's my weight and superior footwork......."
- 16 Dec 2018, 15:43
- Forum: Other Bands
- Topic: Stranglers v Clash v The Jam v Pistols
- Replies: 6
- Views: 3509
Re: Stranglers v Clash v The Jam v Pistols
Too difficult. Picked four bands from that era I love and still play regularly. If a gun was put to my head I might have to say The Clash, but in reality it's probably whichever I have listened to most recently!!
- 05 Dec 2018, 18:36
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
What’s got 25 doors that won’t open?
George Bush’s advent calendar.
George Bush’s advent calendar.