Burning Up Time - The Stranglers and Hugh Cornwell Unofficial Forums

johnnyg1968 wrote:Amy winehouse or pete docherty would be good

Naaa, dieing is too good for them - what they need is a good kick in the arse.

I got pulled up in work for calling Margret Thatcher a cunt.

I was told by a Tory boy that that sort of language was unacceptable, so I had to ask 'what, cunt or Thatcher?'

Organ Grinder wrote:1. Bono
2. Bono
3. Bono
4. Bono
5. Bono

Did I mention Bono too?

Can he give Bono another kicking after that?

Just wait & watch

Don't mind going to work with a hangover (like today). I'm of the opinion that it is nice to be paid to feel like crap.

I fuckin hate my neighbours. Saturday while still trying to recover from the Friday evenings refreshment, next door lets their shitty little bastard dog loose and there it goes barking all over the place and really upsetting my hangover. If it happens again, it'll be time for the poison sausage to s...

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LPE669W, London

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One day, leaning on the bar, Jack says to Mike My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a Doctor! Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery, Mike replies. There's a new diagnostic computer at Tesco Pharmacy. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, a...

Still alive and kicking, just not really sober.....