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by droopsnoot
10 Jun 2019, 10:01
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1943
Views: 134206

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What has four letters, never has five and always has six.
by droopsnoot
31 May 2019, 12:36
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1943
Views: 134206

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Charles, an anthropologist decides to study the natives of a distant tropical island. When he arrives he finds a guide with a canoe to take him up the river to the remote location where he would make his collections. The river takes them downstream, and in the eve of the of the second day, they hear...
by droopsnoot
23 May 2019, 18:21
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1943
Views: 134206

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News is breaking that Police have raided Kermit's lily pad and found thousands of indecent images of Miss Piggy.

A spokesman said "it's the worst case of frog's porn I've ever seen".
by droopsnoot
14 May 2019, 18:32
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1943
Views: 134206

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Tyrone was having trouble in school. His teacher was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone; can't you learn anything? One day Tyrone's mother came to school to see how he was doing. The teacher told her honestly that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that s...
by droopsnoot
10 May 2019, 18:35
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1943
Views: 134206

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A chap in the High Street asked me to take a survey.

“What do you know about dwarves?” He asked.

“Very little.” I replied.
by droopsnoot
10 May 2019, 10:59
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1943
Views: 134206

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Danny Baker sacked for a tweet about a chimp? It's PG gone mad.
by droopsnoot
09 Apr 2019, 10:17
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1943
Views: 134206

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I went to the pub dressed as a tennis ball yesterday.

Got served straight away.
by droopsnoot
01 Mar 2019, 18:17
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1943
Views: 134206

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I used to go out with a girl who had a lazy eye.

Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
by droopsnoot
07 Feb 2019, 20:11
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1943
Views: 134206

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An investigator.
by droopsnoot
06 Dec 2018, 11:39
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1943
Views: 134206

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I said to my mate "I bought my dog a little coat with writing on the back".

He replied "That's nice, what did it say?"

I said "Nothing, he's a dog."
by droopsnoot
05 Dec 2018, 11:51
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1943
Views: 134206

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Q. Why is Toblerone triangular?

A. So it fits in the box.
by droopsnoot
01 Dec 2018, 20:06
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1943
Views: 134206

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I phoned up my fruit machine manufacturer.

I said, "My fruit machine isn't working".

The lady said, "Can you hold?"

I said, "No, it won't even let me nudge".