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by droopsnoot
30 Dec 2019, 11:47
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2007
Views: 173719

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I’ve just offered my elderly neighbour £10 to have a go on her stairlift.

I think she is going to take me up on it.
by droopsnoot
28 Dec 2019, 19:55
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2007
Views: 173719

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Met up with a good friend over the weekend, and we were reminiscing about family and good times in the past. "I'll never forget" I said, "when you came rushing out into the hallway that night 12 years ago. 'It's a boy, it's a boy' you were shouting. What a night!". "Yes" he replied, "I've not been b...
by droopsnoot
25 Nov 2019, 11:36
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2007
Views: 173719

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I just met the manager of the Chinese restaurant where Toyah Willcox eats.

It's a Mr Wei.
by droopsnoot
22 Nov 2019, 10:29
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Randy Andy leave him alone.
Replies: 8
Views: 525

Re: Randy Andy leave him alone.

Makes you think of what people like David Icke have always been saying that its all true. Genuinely, nothing at all that I've heard in the news recently makes me think that, and I can't imagine anything will. Doesn't he say the royal family are shape-shifting lizards, or some such nonsense? And one...
by droopsnoot
03 Nov 2019, 19:19
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2007
Views: 173719

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I spent the afternoon at my wife's grave.

She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.
by droopsnoot
24 Oct 2019, 18:21
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2007
Views: 173719

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The Liverpool manager has resigned and is taking his family back to Germany.

Yes, the Klopps go back this weekend.
by droopsnoot
23 Oct 2019, 19:00
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2007
Views: 173719

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Two astronauts are on the International Space Station.

Astronaut 1: Hey, I can't find any milk for my coffee.

Astronaut 2: In space, no-one can. Here, use cream.
by droopsnoot
16 Oct 2019, 10:25
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Ginger Baker RIP-possibly the greatest drummer ever?
Replies: 17
Views: 4133

Re: Ginger Baker RIP-possibly the greatest drummer ever?

I'm not that familiar with much of his stuff - like probably more than one person on this forum, I only knew "White Room" because Hugh did it - but I can see the technical ability of what he was doing. In some ways, though, that can be a bit too much sometimes. When I saw Wilko at a local music fest...
by droopsnoot
15 Oct 2019, 10:00
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Ginger Baker RIP-possibly the greatest drummer ever?
Replies: 17
Views: 4133

Re: Ginger Baker RIP-possibly the greatest drummer ever?

BBC4 showed the edition of Imagine entitled "Beware of Mr Baker" again last week, it was quite interesting. He does seem to be very good if you like that kind of drumming, but it's not for me - I don't mind complicated stuff, but sometimes it just goes on too long. Maybe it's better if you're in the...
by droopsnoot
04 Oct 2019, 18:24
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2007
Views: 173719

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Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Doctor: Interesting. Please, take a seat.
Patient: I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture.
by droopsnoot
24 Sep 2019, 18:53
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2007
Views: 173719

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What have Thomas Cook and Gerry McCann got in common?

They'll take you on holiday, but won't bring you home.
by droopsnoot
09 Sep 2019, 18:40
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2007
Views: 173719

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Went out for a Chinese last night. When I asked the waiter for the Specials, he brought me too much foo yung.