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by droopsnoot
28 Sep 2020, 09:18
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Last book read
Replies: 686
Views: 79857

Re: Last book read

"The Picasso Scam" by Stuart Pawson. I haven't read one of his for a few years, and they're getting on a bit now (so as a police story it's a bit outdated in some aspects) but it was still good.
by droopsnoot
23 Sep 2020, 18:40
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Last book read
Replies: 686
Views: 79857

Re: Last book read

"The Oracle" by Clive Cussler and Robin Burcell. Enjoyable, but perhaps not as enjoyable as his usually are.
by droopsnoot
16 Sep 2020, 09:45
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 189113

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

My wife and I have decided to become carpenters.

A friend asked if we had finished anything yet.

I said, "we’ve only just begun".
by droopsnoot
15 Sep 2020, 10:38
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 189113

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A guy walks into a bookshop and says "I'm looking for a book by Shakespeare"

The shop assistant asks "Which one?"

The guy replies "William"
by droopsnoot
12 Sep 2020, 18:58
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 189113

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A little Teddy bear needed money for honey so he started looking for a job. After a long struggle, he was eventually interviewed and landed a job on a building site. On the first day, he was kitted out...wellies, hard hat, hi vis waistcoat and a brand new pick and shovel. And he was given a locker i...
by droopsnoot
28 Aug 2020, 10:08
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: The Who possibly greatest live band ever at their peak?
Replies: 15
Views: 1205

Re: The Who possibly greatest live band ever at their peak?

Boody wrote: 27 Aug 2020, 23:03 They were phenomenal- as was the Alex Harvey Band supporting them.
Surely they were sensational, rather than phenomenal? :)
by droopsnoot
21 Aug 2020, 12:09
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 189113

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I asked the librarian to recommend an author who writes dinosaur books.

"Try Sarah Topps," she replied.
by droopsnoot
20 Aug 2020, 18:25
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: 2 versions of UB40 oh dear how sad.
Replies: 28
Views: 1366

Re: 2 versions of UB40 oh dear how sad.

for those that don't get that , his impersonation of a black man singing That annoys me, as well. But then it annoyed me when the bloke from Ruts DC put on a similar accent for some of their songs when I saw them supporting The Stranglers a few years back. I don't really like UB40, it's not my kind...
by droopsnoot
18 Aug 2020, 18:38
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 189113

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A photographer was killed in a freak accident today.

Whilst trying to take a group photo, a giant lump of cheddar fell on him.

Bystanders said people did try to warn him.
by droopsnoot
30 Jul 2020, 18:38
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 189113

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Anyone want any old copies of Chiropractors Monthly?

I have a load of back issues.
by droopsnoot
14 Jul 2020, 09:57
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2082
Views: 189113

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I'm out bird watching with Sinead O'Connor.

So far, it's been seven owls and fifteen jays.
by droopsnoot
06 Jul 2020, 18:26
Forum: Contact Fans/Arrange Pre-gig piss-ups etc.
Topic: Pubs/beer.
Replies: 13
Views: 666

Re: Pubs/beer.

I went to the pub on Saturday night, and on Sunday lunchtime for lunch with parents, and on Sunday evening. The lunchtime one was the quietest - I really wonder how they can survive if it continues as quietly as it was on Sunday, but perhaps that's just because it was the first weekend and people wi...