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by droopsnoot
09 Sep 2019, 18:40
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1981
Views: 149398

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Went out for a Chinese last night. When I asked the waiter for the Specials, he brought me too much foo yung.
by droopsnoot
08 Sep 2019, 19:12
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1981
Views: 149398

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I was at a restaurant and said to the waitress ”Excuse me, can I ask you something about the menu please?”

She told me..... “The men I please are none of your business!”
by droopsnoot
02 Sep 2019, 09:47
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: KT Tunstall, "The Stranglers & a Kangaroo?"
Replies: 23
Views: 2685

Re: KT Tunstall, "The Stranglers & a Kangaroo?"

nbm wrote:
28 Aug 2019, 20:29
Saw KT Tunstall last night opening for Squeeze. She's still telling the same story!
I wonder if her fans roll their eyes and go "not that story again", the same way that Stranglers fans do when JJ starts banging on about that fight?
by droopsnoot
28 Aug 2019, 10:06
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Bands That Mention Their Own Band Names in Lyrics
Replies: 73
Views: 9086

Re: Bands That Mention Their Own Band Names in Lyrics

A recent spell confined to someone else's choice of radio station reminded me of:

PM Dawn - Set adrift on memory bliss (the Spandau Ballet sample song). There's a drippy bit where someone says "hoping she'd be a big PM Dawn fan" or something like it.

[/deliberately vague]
by droopsnoot
28 Aug 2019, 10:02
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Bootlegs - any requests ?
Replies: 6
Views: 1391

Re: Bootlegs - any requests ?

Don't want to look on the black side, but:
Forumstats_for_Rob71 wrote: Last active:Tue Nov 21, 2017 8:24 am
by droopsnoot
22 Aug 2019, 18:52
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1981
Views: 149398

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

My mate with a stutter was telling me about his Nana.

By the end of it we were all singing Hey Jude.
by droopsnoot
17 Aug 2019, 18:49
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1981
Views: 149398

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

What do you get if you cross Prince Andrew and Donald Trump?

Found in your cell, unresponsive.
by droopsnoot
08 Aug 2019, 18:57
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1981
Views: 149398

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A game warden catches an unlicensed fisherman in the act. "You're going to pay a big fine for all those fish in your bucket" But, officer, I didn't catch these -- they are my pet fish and I just bring them here to swim. When they're done they jump back into the bucket. "Oh really? This I've got to s...
by droopsnoot
08 Aug 2019, 10:04
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1981
Views: 149398

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I started a new business specialising in beach shoes for people with only one leg.

It was a flop.
by droopsnoot
29 Jul 2019, 10:09
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 1981
Views: 149398

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Been out of work for three months, but I start a new job on Monday in a chess piece manufacturing firm.

Only snag is I am on Knights
by droopsnoot
02 Jul 2019, 09:28
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Glastonbury 2019
Replies: 18
Views: 1580

Re: Glastonbury 2019

I saw some of The Cure's set, didn't do much for me but then I don't really know their stuff. The first four or five songs just seemed a bit slow for a festival headline set to me. I caught some of The Killers in the pub on the Saturday night, again I only know the stuff that's been on the radio but...
by droopsnoot
01 Jul 2019, 09:19
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Bands you disliked but are now quite a fan of
Replies: 16
Views: 1767

Re: Bands you disliked but are now quite a fan of

I seem to pretty much hate everything I hear on the radio these days! I used to, but I find a lot of it is growing on me. I listen to Radio 1 while I'm working on the car, and it's surprising how much they play that I don't dislike. There's still a lot that I do of course, but plenty of it is quite...