When is it okay to beat up a midget ?
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When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
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- 27 Apr 2024, 02:02
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 89
- Views: 133820
- 03 Apr 2024, 01:10
- Forum: The Stranglers MKV (2021-)
- Topic: Would you see The Stranglers without JJ?
- Replies: 213
- Views: 6684
Re: Would you see The Stranglers without JJ?
wat if ?
jj were to drop over dead.
hugh cornwell would rejoin on guitar.
baz would take over on bass, also attempting to do jj's signature moooves.
jj were to drop over dead.
hugh cornwell would rejoin on guitar.
baz would take over on bass, also attempting to do jj's signature moooves.
- 27 Mar 2024, 22:04
- Forum: The Stranglers MKV (2021-)
- Topic: RAH
- Replies: 69
- Views: 3508
Re: RAH
Oompa Loompas
FFS
FFS
- 27 Nov 2023, 23:09
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 89
- Views: 133820
Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
So, I spent yesterday at the hospital for some routine testing.
They tested my patience.
My chart results just came in......
I'm negative.
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They tested my patience.
My chart results just came in......
I'm negative.
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- 23 Oct 2023, 23:44
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 89
- Views: 133820
Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
A lady was walking into the local hardware store today when the leaky spouting took a major dump in her face.
When she got home and asked her husband what kind of bacteria would come off a roof.
Smartass answered : "You might get shingles."
When she got home and asked her husband what kind of bacteria would come off a roof.
Smartass answered : "You might get shingles."
- 22 Oct 2023, 21:32
- Forum: Other Bands
- Topic: Pink Floyd the great divider for Stranglers fans
- Replies: 18
- Views: 19554
Re: Pink Floyd the great divider for Stranglers fans
The guy managed to completely destroy a rock masterpiece.
Unfortunate.
Complete GARBAGE.
Totally fucking sucks.
- 07 Oct 2023, 05:38
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: New merch
- Replies: 20
- Views: 16108
Re: New merch
Easy choice !
it was a "HANS" down decision .
it was a "HANS" down decision .
- 04 Oct 2023, 19:21
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 89
- Views: 133820
Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
hey,
just remember in the month of october,
if you've been scared shitless,
it could be considered a spooky dooky.
just remember in the month of october,
if you've been scared shitless,
it could be considered a spooky dooky.
- 09 Sep 2023, 01:50
- Forum: Other Bands
- Topic: Daniel Darc (Taxi Girl) R.I.P.
- Replies: 19
- Views: 11365
- 02 Sep 2023, 02:03
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 89
- Views: 133820
Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
what do you call a lesbian with braces ?
a box cutter.
a box cutter.
- 02 Sep 2023, 02:02
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 89
- Views: 133820
Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
do you know why vegans don't moan during sex ?
because they're afraid to admit that some meat makes them happy.
because they're afraid to admit that some meat makes them happy.
- 01 Sep 2023, 02:20
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 89
- Views: 133820
Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
i called the incontinence line the other day and when they answered, they asked if i could hold.
i told them if i could hold i wouldn't be calling your office !
i told them if i could hold i wouldn't be calling your office !