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by HOFT
27 Mar 2024, 22:04
Forum: The Stranglers MKV (2021-)
Topic: RAH
Replies: 24
Views: 758

Re: RAH

Oompa Loompas

FFS

:?
by HOFT
27 Nov 2023, 23:09
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 94987

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

So, I spent yesterday at the hospital for some routine testing.

They tested my patience.

My chart results just came in......

I'm negative.

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by HOFT
23 Oct 2023, 23:44
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 94987

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

A lady was walking into the local hardware store today when the leaky spouting took a major dump in her face.

When she got home and asked her husband what kind of bacteria would come off a roof.

Smartass answered : "You might get shingles."
by HOFT
22 Oct 2023, 21:32
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Pink Floyd the great divider for Stranglers fans
Replies: 18
Views: 14422

Re: Pink Floyd the great divider for Stranglers fans

Waffle waitress wrote: 22 Oct 2023, 11:11 What do you think of the DSOTM redux?
The guy managed to completely destroy a rock masterpiece.
Unfortunate.
Complete GARBAGE.
Totally fucking sucks.
:smt011
by HOFT
07 Oct 2023, 05:38
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: New merch
Replies: 20
Views: 11495

Re: New merch

Easy choice !

it was a "HANS" down decision .

:wink:
by HOFT
04 Oct 2023, 19:21
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 94987

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

hey,
just remember in the month of october,
if you've been scared shitless,
it could be considered a spooky dooky.
by HOFT
02 Sep 2023, 02:03
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 94987

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

what do you call a lesbian with braces ?

a box cutter.
by HOFT
02 Sep 2023, 02:02
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 94987

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

do you know why vegans don't moan during sex ?

because they're afraid to admit that some meat makes them happy.
by HOFT
01 Sep 2023, 02:20
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 94987

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

i called the incontinence line the other day and when they answered, they asked if i could hold.

i told them if i could hold i wouldn't be calling your office !
by HOFT
01 Sep 2023, 02:16
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 83
Views: 94987

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

i recently attended a magic show in Mexico.

the magician said UNO, DOS, and then vanished without a Tres !!
by HOFT
27 Aug 2023, 01:07
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Baz's side project - WINGMEN
Replies: 120
Views: 28061

Re: Baz's side project - WINGMEN

bought the white vinyl LP and the CD from Amazon. only cost me $44 USA (free shipping). just ordered yesterday ........... https://cadizmerchstore.com/collections/wingmen/products/wingmen-dont-look-back-10-vinyl https://cadizmerchstore.com/collections/wingmen/products/wingmen-down-in-the-hole-turn-t...