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by sewer rat
26 Jan 2020, 01:56
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2153
Views: 228823

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

i was asked to run a marathon but said 'no chance'. Then I was informed it was for blind and handicapped kids...then I thought "fuck, I reckon I could win that". how do you know if you have a high sperm count? If your wife has to chew before she swallows. What do you get when you put a kit...
by sewer rat
13 Jan 2020, 18:14
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Goodbye Mr Mackenzie
Replies: 2
Views: 4148

Re: Goodbye Mr Mackenzie

isn't Big John in a wheelchair now? I'm sure I saw a photo of him recently and he was using one...may have been a mobility scooter actually.
by sewer rat
01 Dec 2019, 15:57
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Best Intros to songs from other bands
Replies: 120
Views: 24285

Re: Best Intros to songs from other bands

Someday by External Menace ["stuff yer fuckin' rules didn't want them anyway!"]
by sewer rat
28 Nov 2019, 23:52
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2153
Views: 228823

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

I was raised by goldfish, which might explain the long trail of shit dangling out my ass.
by sewer rat
28 Nov 2019, 23:48
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2153
Views: 228823

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

my mate's wife has just left him and she's taken the satellite dish and all his Bob Marley records. Poor cunt...no woman no sky.
by sewer rat
01 Aug 2019, 22:40
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Bands That Mention Their Own Band Names in Lyrics
Replies: 73
Views: 20531

Re: Bands That Mention Their Own Band Names in Lyrics

45 Grave - 45 Grave
The Alley Cats - Just An Alley Cat
Anima Mundi - Anima Mundi
Carnage - Carnage [uk punk]
Conflict - Conflict [uk punk]
Disorder - [complete] disorder
D.O.A - D.O.A
The Enemy - Prisoner Of War
The Exploited - Exploited Barmy Army

……..these spring to mind
by sewer rat
10 Jul 2019, 22:04
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Youtube - MP3 downloading blocked!!!
Replies: 3
Views: 3054

Youtube - MP3 downloading blocked!!!

youtube - mp3 download sites are being blocked everywhere [by Virgin Media I think]...is there any way round this crap. People, myself included, rely on youtube for concert rips and sometimes rare albums that aren't available anywhere else. I am a believer that we should support the artist by purcha...
by sewer rat
29 May 2019, 13:53
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2153
Views: 228823

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Rachael Riley [countdown] is pregnant...I wonder if she'll pick the kid's name by choosing vowels and constanents...hope not..."hey Rache, what's yer kid called?"....WERTXDERG
by sewer rat
29 May 2019, 13:51
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2153
Views: 228823

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

a German flasher has just been nabbed by police...he goes by the name of Helmut Schoen
by sewer rat
29 May 2019, 13:47
Forum: General Other stuff
Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
Replies: 2153
Views: 228823

Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

holy fuck....is that even a joke???
by sewer rat
08 Apr 2019, 12:46
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Best Intros to songs from other bands
Replies: 120
Views: 24285

Re: Best Intros to songs from other bands

curtain call - the damned no security - chaos uk the jinx - peter and the test tube babies time to die - the stranglers [although I didn't like this period, john Ellis's guitar work is outstanding] walk like an egg - the dickies rat trap - boomtown rats vicious circle - abrasive wheels woman - anti ...
by sewer rat
27 Mar 2019, 01:15
Forum: Other Bands
Topic: Best Intros to songs from other bands
Replies: 120
Views: 24285

Re: Best Intros to songs from other bands

Strength Of Strings by Gene Clark [covered brilliantly in the 80's by This Mortal Coil]