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- 26 Jan 2020, 01:56
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
i was asked to run a marathon but said 'no chance'. Then I was informed it was for blind and handicapped kids...then I thought "fuck, I reckon I could win that". how do you know if you have a high sperm count? If your wife has to chew before she swallows. What do you get when you put a kit...
- 13 Jan 2020, 18:14
- Forum: Other Bands
- Topic: Goodbye Mr Mackenzie
- Replies: 2
- Views: 3795
Re: Goodbye Mr Mackenzie
isn't Big John in a wheelchair now? I'm sure I saw a photo of him recently and he was using one...may have been a mobility scooter actually.
- 01 Dec 2019, 15:57
- Forum: Other Bands
- Topic: Best Intros to songs from other bands
- Replies: 120
- Views: 21300
Re: Best Intros to songs from other bands
Someday by External Menace ["stuff yer fuckin' rules didn't want them anyway!"]
- 28 Nov 2019, 23:52
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 2116
- Views: 200160
Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
I was raised by goldfish, which might explain the long trail of shit dangling out my ass.
- 28 Nov 2019, 23:48
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
my mate's wife has just left him and she's taken the satellite dish and all his Bob Marley records. Poor cunt...no woman no sky.
- 01 Aug 2019, 22:40
- Forum: Other Bands
- Topic: Bands That Mention Their Own Band Names in Lyrics
- Replies: 73
- Views: 17856
Re: Bands That Mention Their Own Band Names in Lyrics
45 Grave - 45 Grave
The Alley Cats - Just An Alley Cat
Anima Mundi - Anima Mundi
Carnage - Carnage [uk punk]
Conflict - Conflict [uk punk]
Disorder - [complete] disorder
D.O.A - D.O.A
The Enemy - Prisoner Of War
The Exploited - Exploited Barmy Army
……..these spring to mind
The Alley Cats - Just An Alley Cat
Anima Mundi - Anima Mundi
Carnage - Carnage [uk punk]
Conflict - Conflict [uk punk]
Disorder - [complete] disorder
D.O.A - D.O.A
The Enemy - Prisoner Of War
The Exploited - Exploited Barmy Army
……..these spring to mind
- 10 Jul 2019, 22:04
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Youtube - MP3 downloading blocked!!!
- Replies: 3
- Views: 2612
Youtube - MP3 downloading blocked!!!
youtube - mp3 download sites are being blocked everywhere [by Virgin Media I think]...is there any way round this crap. People, myself included, rely on youtube for concert rips and sometimes rare albums that aren't available anywhere else. I am a believer that we should support the artist by purcha...
- 29 May 2019, 13:53
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 2116
- Views: 200160
Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
Rachael Riley [countdown] is pregnant...I wonder if she'll pick the kid's name by choosing vowels and constanents...hope not..."hey Rache, what's yer kid called?"....WERTXDERG
- 29 May 2019, 13:51
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 2116
- Views: 200160
Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
a German flasher has just been nabbed by police...he goes by the name of Helmut Schoen
- 29 May 2019, 13:47
- Forum: General Other stuff
- Topic: Crap Joke No.83840370
- Replies: 2116
- Views: 200160
Re: Crap Joke No.83840370
holy fuck....is that even a joke???
- 08 Apr 2019, 12:46
- Forum: Other Bands
- Topic: Best Intros to songs from other bands
- Replies: 120
- Views: 21300
Re: Best Intros to songs from other bands
curtain call - the damned no security - chaos uk the jinx - peter and the test tube babies time to die - the stranglers [although I didn't like this period, john Ellis's guitar work is outstanding] walk like an egg - the dickies rat trap - boomtown rats vicious circle - abrasive wheels woman - anti ...
- 27 Mar 2019, 01:15
- Forum: Other Bands
- Topic: Best Intros to songs from other bands
- Replies: 120
- Views: 21300
Re: Best Intros to songs from other bands
Strength Of Strings by Gene Clark [covered brilliantly in the 80's by This Mortal Coil]