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why? are you Jewish...or just totally into pork?... what was offensive about that?...here's a challenge....you tell me a funny joke that NOBODY will find something offensive about it.

Christ's sake!!! I've read a lot worse in this section. That wasn't a racist comment...it was just a joke....this is the reason our current stand up comics are fucking garbage, cos the PM brigade are jumping down their throats at any given moment.

I have never seen....less than 10 Pakistanis in any one car

I have never seen....my cock for years as i'm a fucking fat disgrace

i was asked to run a marathon but said 'no chance'. Then I was informed it was for blind and handicapped kids...then I thought "fuck, I reckon I could win that". how do you know if you have a high sperm count? If your wife has to chew before she swallows. What do you get when you put a kit...

isn't Big John in a wheelchair now? I'm sure I saw a photo of him recently and he was using one...may have been a mobility scooter actually.

Someday by External Menace ["stuff yer fuckin' rules didn't want them anyway!"]

I was raised by goldfish, which might explain the long trail of shit dangling out my ass.

my mate's wife has just left him and she's taken the satellite dish and all his Bob Marley records. Poor cunt...no woman no sky.

45 Grave - 45 Grave
The Alley Cats - Just An Alley Cat
Anima Mundi - Anima Mundi
Carnage - Carnage [uk punk]
Conflict - Conflict [uk punk]
Disorder - [complete] disorder
D.O.A - D.O.A
The Enemy - Prisoner Of War
The Exploited - Exploited Barmy Army

……..these spring to mind

youtube - mp3 download sites are being blocked everywhere [by Virgin Media I think]...is there any way round this crap. People, myself included, rely on youtube for concert rips and sometimes rare albums that aren't available anywhere else. I am a believer that we should support the artist by purcha...

Rachael Riley [countdown] is pregnant...I wonder if she'll pick the kid's name by choosing vowels and constanents...hope not..."hey Rache, what's yer kid called?"....WERTXDERG