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Did you hear about the guy who ate a Xmas tree?


He farted a cracker.

Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote: ↑

12 Nov 2019, 18:08

Lotsa Cocteau Twins, Serge Gainsbourg, Scott Walker mainly cos I’m doing a mix CD for a lovely lady friend of mine, just hope she loves it as much as I do and I get a shag* outta of it
*That’s called a joke, Snowflakes.

I hope your mum enjoys the CD.


Now that, my friend, is a joke

droopsnoot wrote: ↑

03 Nov 2019, 19:19

I spent the afternoon at my wife's grave.

She still thinks it's going to be a fishpond.

Vinyl

I hate people who celebrate stuff too early; my neighbours
were letting off fireworks all last night, furfuxake,. My dog was
so scared it knocked over my Christmas tree.

Burn

Well said Jim. And Arthur- I'd suggest re reading the original posts, I've helpfully supplied a link, then, mibee, shutting the fuck up, a bit. an example- Its An Idea. I wouldn't presume for a second that anyone would regard this (if it ever fucken becomes a "this") as a must-have addition to their...

Arthur Streeb-Greebling wrote: ↑

16 Oct 2019, 00:44

MiB81 wrote: ↑

15 Oct 2019, 19:02

Having a spare ticket for a gig nae other cunt wants to go to

Glasgae?

Aye

Having a spare ticket for a gig nae other cunt wants to go to

Garden

Pump

Frump