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jason
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by jason » 04 Sep 2018, 23:56

Walking down the street today, I slipped in some dog poo.
A minute later, a little old woman did the exact same.
I went up to her, slightly smiling, and said
"I just did that!"
She then punched me in the face and called me a dirty man! 😲

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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by droopsnoot » 17 Sep 2018, 10:40

A woman walks into a Newcastle hairdresser's and asks "Can I have a perm please?"

"Aye, nee problem pet" says the hairdresser. "Ah wandered lernley as a clood....."
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by jason » 17 Sep 2018, 19:48

I tried to take my car for a service this morning but I could not get it through the church doors!

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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by droopsnoot » 09 Oct 2018, 10:37

They told me I would never be good at poetry because of my dyslexia.

I've had the last laugh though. So far, I’ve made three jugs and a vase....
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Re: Crap Joke No.83840370

Post by droopsnoot » 12 Oct 2018, 10:44

What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

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