Farting at Gigs - Smelly Cnuts

jcinblack · Post by **jcinblack** » 16 Dec 2004, 12:06

This has happened a few times now, stood up surrounded by loads of cnuts with nowhere to move and some cnut lets rip with a rotten fart.
Disgusting, gagging for fresh air and theres none to be found.
So in future if you need to fart, do it in your hand and throw it up towards the stage :D

Post by **theraven1979** » 16 Dec 2004, 12:16

Yeah disgusting - ain`t that right Raveninblack?

Jim :D

Post by **theraven1979** » 16 Dec 2004, 12:19

Another thing as well is sweaty cunts or hippy punks smelling of Petulia oil

Jim

jcinblack · Post by **jcinblack** » 16 Dec 2004, 12:30

theraven1979 wrote:Another thing as well is sweaty cunts or hippy punks smelling of Petulia oil

Jim

Bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Organ Grinder · Post by **Organ Grinder** » 16 Dec 2004, 17:06

Haha! Great observation JC! :laugh:

You don't wanna go to a Motorhead gig then. Standing in the mosh pit at their Hammersmith gig this year I was getting flavours of leather, beer, farts, petulia oil and sweat. And some cunt had really bad GARLIC breath! For some inexplicable reason, I had that smell wedged in my nostrils for the next 3 days along with the ringing ears!

Always thought the Stranglers fans to be slightly more refined! ???

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Post by **PaulinLondon** » 08 Dec 2009, 13:11

I have to say that it has, on the whole, been quite a fart free year at gigs I have been to. The Stranglers gig at Buxton was the worsed in recent memory. Someone was letting off all through the gig. Appalling.

Post by **unbroken69** » 08 Dec 2009, 13:23

Agreed, and Hugh thinks it´s bad having to put up with a bit of flash photography.

Post by **gizzard** » 08 Dec 2009, 13:42

PaulinLondon wrote:I have to say that it has, on the whole, been quite a fart free year at gigs I have been to. The Stranglers gig at Buxton was the worsed in recent memory. Someone was letting off all through the gig. Appalling.

Even worse after the Curry!

Post by **jason** » 08 Dec 2009, 14:16

I have noticed some farting at gigs but never a smelly cunt, well not at a gig anyway!

Post by **Alias** » 08 Dec 2009, 16:14

Bring back indoor smoking, I say.

Post by **Toiler On The Sea** » 08 Dec 2009, 16:28

unbroken69 wrote:Hugh thinks it´s bad having to put up with a bit of flash photography.

Maybe he's thinking about the spark potential? :smt073

Post by **Alias** » 09 Dec 2009, 00:30

I have to say, talking about "Crackin post titles", this one's got to be up there.

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