What to do in the event of a Nuclear attack

Post by **theraven1979** » 16 May 2004, 17:27

Nice to see how we`ve progressed from the 80`s - o hang on we haven`t!

Jim

Post by **theraven1979** » 16 May 2004, 17:33

"if the disease is infectious, you may be instructed to stay away from other people . . . it may be necessary for you to be decontaminated to remove any agent from your clothing and skin. Specially trained personnel will oversee this as part of their response to the biological emergency.â€

Alana · Post by **Alana** » 17 May 2004, 11:36

Cash and credit cards

So with the end in sight, as you die slowly people can still take your money off you. Great.

Post by **theraven1979** » 17 May 2004, 11:56

It`s probably to identify you when you croak it.

Jim

Rich · Post by **Rich** » 17 May 2004, 11:56

So, there you are, buried in tons of rubble under your sturdy dining room table, nuclear radiation blowing in your direction, Al Qaeda terrorists running rampant brandishing Kalashnikovs, you are unaware of the fate of your family and you can't even have a fag!! Where's the justice in that? Ferkin' great advice.

Rich.

Post by **theraven1979** » 17 May 2004, 11:59

Rich wrote:So, there you are, buried in tons of rubble under your sturdy dining room table, nuclear radiation blowing in your direction, Al Queada terrorists running rampant brandishing Kalashnikovs, you are unaware of the fate of your family and you can't even have a fag!! Where's the justice in that? Ferkin' great advice.

Rich.

hehe "Be sure to take baked beans, chocolate and a wheelbarrow full of snouts to get you through it" :D

Jim

Alana · Post by **Alana** » 18 May 2004, 09:12

Unless you're the Quim how could you identify people from money?

Post by **theraven1979** » 18 May 2004, 09:16

Alana wrote:Unless you're the Quim how could you identify people from money?

I was thinking more for credit cards - I think the cash is for if the milkman pops round requesting payment

Jim :D

Post by **theraven1979** » 19 May 2004, 16:50

On a similar theme this morning I was ordering a bit of computer kit for the office online from America and one of the questions asked was "Do you intend to use these goods as a weapon of mass destruction (i.e nuclear or chemical attack" and I was offered a drop down Yes/No box. :D

These Americans are so fucking cunning!! :D :p

Jim