The Forums are Back ! : Caption Competition
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The Forums are Back ! : Caption Competition
President Trump : "Nice to meet you. So, can I join the Forums as DonaldinBlack ?"
Prime Minister May : "I am not sure. I'll let you know".
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.
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Lady in Red: A member of one of our best known pop groups once said all Americans are idiots. I thought that was terribly wrong – after this morning I am no longer so sure.
Pillock with the wig: thank you Mrs Thatcher. Can I just say how much I admire the United Kingdom of Great Britain.
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Pillock with the wig: thank you Mrs Thatcher. Can I just say how much I admire the United Kingdom of Great Britain.
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They'll be called the survivors..you know why?....cos they're gonna survive
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Mr Trump : Whats red and hangs from a cnut
Mrs May:Your tie
Mrs May:Your tie
do you wanna
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Mr Trump: "I'd have to say my favourite Stranglers albums is "The Greatest Hits" "
Mrs May: "Oh do fuck off Trump"
Jim
Mrs May: "Oh do fuck off Trump"
Jim
"I bathed in sun and walked in rain
It taught me how to laugh again"
It taught me how to laugh again"
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Trump: Just remember, i could crush the UK as easily as this hand.
May: Try it and i will knee you in the bollocks you ugly bastard!
May: Try it and i will knee you in the bollocks you ugly bastard!
Mmmm cheeses and borsch
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"Let me, let me, fcuk ya fcuk ya bring on the nubiles"
Please allow me to re-arrange your face sometimes
I'd really like to get to know you better
I'd really like to get to know you better
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Trump: Can I read the tumbleweed thread?
May: Only if you don't grab my Fu-fu!
May: Only if you don't grab my Fu-fu!
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Thank you very much
EiTC
EiTC
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You Brits, you give great head.
I'll even let you drive my motorbike . . .
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President Trump : "Hugh Warne of The Stranglers. Their bestest guitar player ever".
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.
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"Theresa, Theresa, Tess, you can stand at the barrier as long as you like shouting for Goodbye Toulouse but I'm going to get Dead Loss Angeles played just the way I like it, classic, bigley time."
No one can win against kipple.
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Trump: "So PM May, were you the inspiration for "London Lady?"
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I've got some chloroform and handcuffs, just for you.