Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...
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- jaydee1964
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Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...
"I used to work up at the erm"
"what the crack of dawn...what"
"no no up at the errrmmm"
"what top of our stairs ..what"
"nooo up at the biscuit factory dint i "
"oh yeah"
"yeah ..there was that Sheila in wages I used to give her my ...errmm"
"what..your whole hearted support..what"
"no no my errr"
"what your athletic support..what"
"no I used to give her my ginger nats"
"what the crack of dawn...what"
"no no up at the errrmmm"
"what top of our stairs ..what"
"nooo up at the biscuit factory dint i "
"oh yeah"
"yeah ..there was that Sheila in wages I used to give her my ...errmm"
"what..your whole hearted support..what"
"no no my errr"
"what your athletic support..what"
"no I used to give her my ginger nats"
"The ending of the day.......brings the cccaaaalllllmmm,that you've been waiting for........."
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Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...
Quite simply
"Ermm ladys and gentlemen i don't know how to quite say this, but in this case we have fire, fff fire out there FIRE FIRE, were is the key????? were is the key? telephone rings smashes phone with glass "Thank you".
bit later "my god your ugly arent you?"
Nurse "Ermm i'll just get the dr"
"Its not the dr you need dear its a plastic surgeon"
"Listen cybil do you know what that thing did? it exploded in my face, it sits there for months and months and when you actually need the bloody thing it blows your head off".
"Ermm ladys and gentlemen i don't know how to quite say this, but in this case we have fire, fff fire out there FIRE FIRE, were is the key????? were is the key? telephone rings smashes phone with glass "Thank you".
bit later "my god your ugly arent you?"
Nurse "Ermm i'll just get the dr"
"Its not the dr you need dear its a plastic surgeon"
"Listen cybil do you know what that thing did? it exploded in my face, it sits there for months and months and when you actually need the bloody thing it blows your head off".
Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...
Ok, one last time. These are small but the ones out there are far away.
Small… far away… ah forget it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh5kZ4uIUC0
Small… far away… ah forget it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh5kZ4uIUC0
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what have the Romans ever done for us !!!!................
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=you ... 75333A5385
Classic Python
http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=you ... 75333A5385
Classic Python
Please allow me to re-arrange your face sometimes
I'd really like to get to know you better
I'd really like to get to know you better
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I knew Del boy had something up his sleeve.
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What time is it Eccles ?
"The ending of the day.......brings the cccaaaalllllmmm,that you've been waiting for........."
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Last time I came here a friend of mine just got triple-jacked over a steeplehammer and jessop jessop jessop jessop jessop
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Thanks for the link.
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Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...
Clouseau :" I would like a ruehm. Get me a ruehm".
Concierge : " A what ?"
Clouseau : "I want...a ruehm".
Concierge : "You mean....A room".
Clouseau : "Yes ! That is what I said, you fool".
Concierge : " A what ?"
Clouseau : "I want...a ruehm".
Concierge : "You mean....A room".
Clouseau : "Yes ! That is what I said, you fool".
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.
Re: Favourite Comedy Lines of all time...
What will you drink if you stop drinking?
I shall drink water. It's a mixer Patsy, we have it with whisky. Well you've given up drinking before.
Worst eight hours of my life.
I shall drink water. It's a mixer Patsy, we have it with whisky. Well you've given up drinking before.
Worst eight hours of my life.
I've got some chloroform and handcuffs, just for you.
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I'm going to write to the lead singer of Echo and the Bunnymen. Dear mr Echo.
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Black Adder goes forth (Bearing in mind the day)
Ahh yes we survived the great war. 1914 to 1917
Ahh yes we survived the great war. 1914 to 1917