Favourite Smiley/Emoticon chaps
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Favourite Smiley/Emoticon chaps
I have in the past loved this chap:
He's so expressive, his cheeky-chappy wink says it all, I reckon.
These days though I'm falling for:
When words are cheap, and words mean nothing, he says it all.
And, I feel, at the same time, nothing at all.
This guy though: Can fuck right off, sycophantic cunt,
I don't believe he's really laughing at all, or, if he is, it's at you,
and not with you, the cunt.
Who else is there?
Well, there's this guy for a start:
Has anyone ever used him? What's he saying, eh?
Waste of fuckin space.
Who else.
This guys good. Amusing, kinda.
And this guy here: , he's handy too. Sometimes.
- can't say I've noticed him either, like a twat on The 'Prentice,
who hides in the background hoping no one will notice him, only to spring out
at the last minute like the cunt he is.
They all are, really. You've got to keep reminding yourself sometimes, they're all
cunts, innit?
On The 'Pretice, I mean.
And what the fuck is this?:
Anyone used him?
No.
Fucken retire him NOW.
This one's a girl, apparently:
Useful.
And this one's vaguely hallucinogenic, kinda:
Apart from that, they're all pretty good/shite, innit.
We could do with a Wanker one, he'd have his work cut out on here, innit,
but apart from that, I'm pretty happy with the quality of Smileys on the forum,
though I reckon there used to be a lot more, and they just don't turn up anymore.
Probly on Facebook now instead, or summit.
And then there's the real Smileys, who don't even know this forum exists, and
have never used it.
Cool as fuck they are, I'll bet, you see them at gigs an that, but they don't need us or
our fucken stoopid fucken forum talking shite shite.
God bless you all, I've got blisters on my fingers...
He's so expressive, his cheeky-chappy wink says it all, I reckon.
These days though I'm falling for:
When words are cheap, and words mean nothing, he says it all.
And, I feel, at the same time, nothing at all.
This guy though: Can fuck right off, sycophantic cunt,
I don't believe he's really laughing at all, or, if he is, it's at you,
and not with you, the cunt.
Who else is there?
Well, there's this guy for a start:
Has anyone ever used him? What's he saying, eh?
Waste of fuckin space.
Who else.
This guys good. Amusing, kinda.
And this guy here: , he's handy too. Sometimes.
- can't say I've noticed him either, like a twat on The 'Prentice,
who hides in the background hoping no one will notice him, only to spring out
at the last minute like the cunt he is.
They all are, really. You've got to keep reminding yourself sometimes, they're all
cunts, innit?
On The 'Pretice, I mean.
And what the fuck is this?:
Anyone used him?
No.
Fucken retire him NOW.
This one's a girl, apparently:
Useful.
And this one's vaguely hallucinogenic, kinda:
Apart from that, they're all pretty good/shite, innit.
We could do with a Wanker one, he'd have his work cut out on here, innit,
but apart from that, I'm pretty happy with the quality of Smileys on the forum,
though I reckon there used to be a lot more, and they just don't turn up anymore.
Probly on Facebook now instead, or summit.
And then there's the real Smileys, who don't even know this forum exists, and
have never used it.
Cool as fuck they are, I'll bet, you see them at gigs an that, but they don't need us or
our fucken stoopid fucken forum talking shite shite.
God bless you all, I've got blisters on my fingers...
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I fucking love this one :
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.
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Post of the year so far!Alias wrote: We could do with a Wanker one, ...
... I've got blisters on my fingers...
Can't you see can't you see that you're rocking the boat?
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Great post!!Alias wrote:I have in the past loved this chap:
He's so expressive, his cheeky-chappy wink says it all, I reckon.
These days though I'm falling for:
When words are cheap, and words mean nothing, he says it all.
And, I feel, at the same time, nothing at all.
This guy though: Can fuck right off, sycophantic cunt,
I don't believe he's really laughing at all, or, if he is, it's at you,
and not with you, the cunt.
Who else is there?
Well, there's this guy for a start:
Has anyone ever used him? What's he saying, eh?
Waste of fuckin space.
Who else.
This guys good. Amusing, kinda.
And this guy here: , he's handy too. Sometimes.
- can't say I've noticed him either, like a twat on The 'Prentice,
who hides in the background hoping no one will notice him, only to spring out
at the last minute like the cunt he is.
They all are, really. You've got to keep reminding yourself sometimes, they're all
cunts, innit?
On The 'Pretice, I mean.
And what the fuck is this?:
Anyone used him?
No.
Fucken retire him NOW.
This one's a girl, apparently:
Useful.
And this one's vaguely hallucinogenic, kinda:
Apart from that, they're all pretty good/shite, innit.
We could do with a Wanker one, he'd have his work cut out on here, innit,
but apart from that, I'm pretty happy with the quality of Smileys on the forum,
though I reckon there used to be a lot more, and they just don't turn up anymore.
Probly on Facebook now instead, or summit.
And then there's the real Smileys, who don't even know this forum exists, and
have never used it.
Cool as fuck they are, I'll bet, you see them at gigs an that, but they don't need us or
our fucken stoopid fucken forum talking shite shite.
God bless you all, I've got blisters on my fingers...
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It certainly is!Turkey Troter wrote:Post of the year so far!Alias wrote: We could do with a Wanker one, ...
... I've got blisters on my fingers...
YOU WERE FOREVER ... I WAS JUST A PAUSE ...
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No, it's a bloke pretending to be a girl. Bloody trolling smilies.Alias wrote:
This one's a girl, apparently:
My personal favourite.
Boogie now, Dave!
Re: Favourite Smiley/Emoticon chaps
This one brings back memories of the old illegal warehouse party scene... Ketamine!... says it all really.
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Alias wrote: We could do with a Wanker one, he'd have his work cut out on here, innit.
Bingo.....
"Madame, Be in no doubt as to the seriousness of your position". The Day of the Jackal, 1973.
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"Did someone say B I N G O ? ... c'mon... isn't he gonna own up!"PaulinLondon wrote:Alias wrote: We could do with a Wanker one, he'd have his work cut out on here, innit.
Bingo.....
Sorry, i couldn't resist that...
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Thank you very much
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