Come on now Radar, you and I were making good progress until your little hiccup last week. You know that in order for your therapy to work you must slowly ween yourself off the neuro drugs. You simply cannot stop taking them in one day as the side effects are massive.
Your self confidence issues have largely been overcome by your ability to log onto certain internet websites, such as this one, as your unchecked aggression is given a safe outlet without fear of physical reprisals. This is obviously a good thing and I'm sure those whom you upset on this particular website are thick skinned enough to laugh it off. Most people here probably sussed that you're one of life's poor down-trodden souls who have a need to feel superior in some way or another due to inadequacies in their real life.
However, you have by no means recovered from your illness so please, you have my number, ring me for another session on the couch and we'll get you back on the road to recovery. The last thing anyone would wish to see is another episode whereby your family and GP have to section you again, the food in that 'home' was terrible, remember!
Be strong and we can work through your little problems (and no, I won't mention your penis size issue in front of everyone here either). You recently told me about a song the Stranglurs did called 'You Always Reap What You Sow' - this is a good song for you to listen to as it has a very prophetic message. The aggressive songs like 'Sometimes' helped you through your insecurity phase but it's time to move forward now and become comfortable with the small lot that life has dealt you.
Ring me for that next appopintment.
